Friday, September 18, 2009


<< "Hello World" ;

My teachers, always found the graph of my learning curve on language vocabulary, impressive when held upside down.

I hereby disclose the Code Book for the welfare of the humankind. I appreciate the warm support provided by the members of the 'CLAN' for their valuable contibutions in updating the CODE BOOK.
This book contains Words/Phrases which are used by my comrades, churned out by the billions of idle gray cells, burning calories, keeping them all HOT and OOHH LA LA.

My appreciation goes to MISS DD for her endless patience and assistance in preparing this manuscript.
[ When I text her with my 'awesome' thought on bringing up such a dictionary; she was busy tattooing her ankles in her so called 'Law Classes'.


* In No Particular Order! Beeg deal!!


Origin: Flu infected brain of sorcerer

Meaning: A Virgin.

Description:Err... hmmm... ?:-)




Origin: Flu infected brain of sorcerer

Meaning: Not A Virgin.

Description:Err... hmmm...*wink ;-)



Origin: Hyperactive Temporal lobe

Meaning: A chic escorted by her dad

Usage: "Mission Abort!! Mission Abort!! Hostile Chic."



Origin: Ditched Sensory nerve

Meaning: A chic escorted by her whole family

Usage: "Situation Hostile... Stand down and exit"



Origin: By an electrical surge in Reticular Formation

Meaning: A child's version of TOM DICK AND HARRY

Usage: "Any Tom BEEP and Harry could score such grades".


Origin: In the wild

Meaning: In ancient England a person could not have sex unless you had consent of the King (unless you were in the Royal Family). When anyone wanted to have a baby, they got consent of the King, the King gave them a placard that they hung on their door while they were having sex. The placard had F.U.C.K.(Fornication Under Consent of the King) on it.Now you know where that came from.
According to sorcerer Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo is the Military Term for the described act

Usage: "[BEEP] It".

E Fu Yung You:

Origin: In the wild

Meaning:Same as Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo.This is the Chinese Term for the described act

Usage: "EFu Yung You Lee".



Origin: When she refused to say her name.

Meaning:A Doctor in the making or A Medical Student.Not a doctor; but will be a Doctor Scenario. Something in the lines of booklet etc.

Usage: "So..You a doclet eh?".



Origin: When I described the cookin adventure to DD

Meaning:Any dish with potatoes that does not have a particular name, taste,category etc

Usage: "Honey!! I know you forgot my Birthday;Its alright.I have made you "Potato Doodah!"


Origin:By DD based on fact about the American myth that blondes are dumb.

1)The exact moment one exhibits dumbness.
2)A sudden, momentary onslaught of slowness or dumbness(forgive my political incorrectness).Is a variation to the old version of 'TUBE LIGHT' moment.

Usage: "Paris Hilton is the super stockist of Blonde Moments."


Origin:By hyperactive DD .

Meaning:A crude form of HELLO!

Usage: "BOOYA!!..May I know whose online?"


Origin:By Darthy; The disputed Creator.[ He says, he created the universe]

Meaning:This is a possible word to censor the word B*****D!
Its originally a b*****d who got plastered and finally creation of PLASTARD

Usage: It can come in sentences like"U STUPID PLASTARED"



Origin:By DD in her law classes by law classes for law classes

Meaning:State of being royally pissed off.

Usage: "What 40!! Kya Chalis? Enu 4pathu?These Auto Drivers ya..They Mizz me."



Origin:A young girl who was exhibitin first signs of rebellious behaviour by refusing to say traditional Good Morning

Meaning:An alternate greeting for 'GOOD MORNING'.(c) DD




Origin:DD's school basketball team who thought it would be fun to soak tissue papers in left over Pepsi and launch it at each other.They called it POOPSI-Ball War.

Meaning:A Slang for pepsi(Used by coke lovers; who thinks Pepsi tastes like diet coke, basically YUCK!)

Usage: "Coke tastes way better than Poopsi."


Origin:In the wild

Meaning:An Auto Driver with ipod/music player hooked to one year.

Usage: "The Auto Pilot nearly caused an accident."



Meaning:A drink,rich in 'alcohol' , consumed to 'preserve', the vital internal organs of the body.

Usage: "VODKA RECIPE FROM Screaming Orgasm Cocktail Recipes"[ I didnt make this up!! ]

:Screaming Multiple Orgasm On The Beach:

Instructions: Fill glass 1/2 full with ice. Add all liquers and speed shake. Top with club soda.

Ingredients: 1 1/2 oz Amaretto 1/2 oz Triple sec 1 oz Midori melon liqueur 1 oz Malibu rum 1 oz Peachtree schnapps 2 oz Club soda

Hope that you find this Dictionary helpful in adding 'awesome' knowledge to your recession hit vocabulary.Hope you readers show a positive growth curve when they map your vocabulary.Amen!



DD said...

khi khi yayyyy we are the word-make-uperers!!! i googled 'what do u call someone who makes up words?' i came up with George Bush!!!

Sorcerer said...

i dink.. it could be OBAMA..he made 'bangalored'

DD said...

no no george bush as in he doesnt know what the hell he is saying and makes up DHUMMBB words..

Dan* said...

nice post! :D

Karthik said...

Awesome post and a spectacular blog! Very innovative! Had a wonderful time reading it. Good to go, man! :~)

Sagar said...

Your sense of humor rocks, man!
Nice post!

Sorcerer said...


thanks for the comments :)

Sammok said...

i usually go with baskar instead of plastered. gives more zing.

unless you actually know someone with that name.

nice work though :)

Sorcerer said...


AMD said...

hii.... a very innovative dictionary... nice one... i really liked it...

Sorcerer said...

Thanks for the comment buddy!

санжог said...

he he he he

санжог said...

Do u know the F-bomb.

When someone says the F word when they are not suppose to say it.

buzzzzzzzzz... said... i need to write,, "GR8" n othr exaggerated adjectivs al d tym ...take dem 4 grantd...:P

Sorcerer said...

Teach me Guru!! Teach me..

thanks for ze comment

mk said...

now thats a beep beep humor to appriciate....
loved your codes..hope next time you bring some desi version of the same..!!
keep penning

Aparajita Bhattacharya said...

Typically you, Sorcy. But I didn't like Center Fresh and Polo. Made me cringe my nose. But otherwise, great, as usual.

Aparajita Bhattacharya said...

And oh, by the way, 'chick' with a 'k' means a girl. 'Chic' is a French word meaning stylish.

Sorcerer said...

thanks for the comment.
Chic could be stylish gal too?..can it

Saurabh Panshikar said...

gr8 post. really enjoyed reading

i specially loved centre fresh and polo! no offense @aparajita! lol

I recently got a mail with a similar theme with new innovative meanings for old words.

Coffee (n.), a person who is coughed upon.

Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.

Flatulence (n.) the emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.

Population: n., that nice sensation you get when drinking soda.

Pimple: n., pimp's apprentice.

Oral-B: Monica's grade on her last intern evaluation.

Sorcerer said...

great!! world is spinning at a much faster rate than we thought!

Alishah said...

You my friend have great blog with interesting topics ;)

Garima Bhatia said...

I would prefer putting your reference..prior to using these words..'m sure to be cross-questioned :)

Sorcerer said...

Thanks for the comment


YEah do that..I see a great market

Shruti Mukundan said...

i wonder if i can use the newly learnt vocab around... ;)

mayb i can play my small part in spreading around ur creations :)

gud work!!

Sorcerer said...

thanks for ze comment
yeah you sure can.
hurry!! soon I wanna patent them

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