This conversation happened with one of my close buddies. He confused a word with something else and...
Caller: Hey Sorcy, Are you free?
Me: Yeah! Why?
Caller: Need to go to the dentist.I can't eat anything.Its bleeding kinda from the gums.
Me:Wow! had breakfast? Ya kow what I had?
Caller:I DONT WANT TO KNOW!
Me:I see..you really dont have any issues.You can really shout.
Caller:Its damn pain dude.Just come over to my home.We go together.
Me:Wow! Would like to see them torture you.How can I miss that? You are my FREEEND.
Caller:Naa..They will seduce me.I wont know any pain.Wont they?
[Gotcha!!! Yes! poor guy slip of tongue..Seduce!! WHAT? okay I mean..he intended SEDATE. ]
Me:Wow! Interesting.Yeah they would seduce you.But..lemme tell ya.Play "hard to get! " Boot Up..Soldier.
Caller:What you mean?
Me:Run around the clinic.Let them chase you.Give them those looks.
Caller:Why?I am not a kid to act like that
Me: They don't seduce kids anyway.
[ Here there be silence ]
Caller : See, I hate needles and I dont want me to make the whole world know I am in the clinic.I hope they sedate me.
[ Damn! Enlightment..too soon? ]
Me: *Sigh! Yeah I will be right there with ya in say 20 mins.