This conversation happened with one of my close buddies. He confused a word with something else and...
Caller: Hey Sorcy, Are you free?
Me: Yeah! Why?
Caller: Need to go to the dentist.I can't eat anything.Its bleeding kinda from the gums.
Me:Wow! had breakfast? Ya kow what I had?
Caller:I DONT WANT TO KNOW!
Me:I see..you really dont have any issues.You can really shout.
Caller:Its damn pain dude.Just come over to my home.We go together.
Me:Wow! Would like to see them torture you.How can I miss that? You are my FREEEND.
Caller:Naa..They will seduce me.I wont know any pain.Wont they?
[Gotcha!!! Yes! poor guy slip of tongue..Seduce!! WHAT? okay I mean..he intended SEDATE. ]
Me:Wow! Interesting.Yeah they would seduce you.But..lemme tell ya.Play "hard to get! " Boot Up..Soldier.
Caller:What you mean?
Me:Run around the clinic.Let them chase you.Give them those looks.
Caller:Why?I am not a kid to act like that
Me: They don't seduce kids anyway.
Caller: What?
[ Here there be silence ]
Caller : See, I hate needles and I dont want me to make the whole world know I am in the clinic.I hope they sedate me.
[ Damn! Enlightment..too soon? ]
Me: *Sigh! Yeah I will be right there with ya in say 20 mins.
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18 comments:
Lmao. Was the dentist a 'He' or a 'She' ? Seduce :|
Cheers!!
lolz looks like ure friend is crazy like you!! hee heeee
@comfortably numb
luckily its a she for him
@cutestangel
hmm... you dont kow..seriously..we cant live without insanity
another crazy convo by another of ur crazy frnd !!! u r crazy beyong hope neway :P
@sorcy
Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
oh and 1 more
insanity
"There has never been any great genius without a spice of madness"
@cutestangel
we call ourselves GENIASS.
there should be a nobel for insanity
luv d craze!!! keep postin ,,ur posts make me lol ....ma head out!!
oh my
seduction at the clinic
apt name for a cheap porno
@psycho
errr..cheap porno..
Gee.thought the doc titles are selling like hot err..yeah cakes
@buzzz
thanks for the comment
Lollzzz..
That's too funny. Hope your friend's tooth is fine now though :)
Cheers,
adisha
Ah! can't stop laughing..
did you go to his house munching a bubblegum.. That would've been gr8.
@gopalakrishnan
Man!! WICKID!
wow! never occoured to me.
huh!
theres always a next time
*sigh
Heh... You've got a great sense of humor :)
Lollzzz.. Nice one UNKILLLL...
Cheers,
adisha
lolzz.. that was an interesting convo. gives a lesson - think twice befor speaking :)
Damn your friend! Why did he get enlightened so soon! :D
lolz.. i guess u r more naughty then him :D
i hope his teeth escaped from "SEDUCTION"
lolzz:)
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