< COP RAP >

Sometimes, during our gtalk conversations things can go pretty, well, weired!

I got this buddy of mine, call sign, Darthy and he pinged me on gtalk.

I thought I would talk to him like a COP!

And the whole conversation rapped and wrapped.

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Sorcerer: 

*Switches on the Siren and chases Darthy's Maseratti.

*Speaks into the microphone.

errr!! CenterI got a 10-39 in progress at M19, I am on 10-88.

Need a 10-14 on A Red maserati Seven, One, Seven, Three, O,Lima, Niner

Request 10-85, Over

*Pull over sir, Pull over yer car!! 

Sorcerer:

Where ya heading over speeding, in red maserati

Breaking rules, and dodging traffic like a snippy

Ya broke outta zoo or ya going to loo?

Don't gimme that snub dork, I am talkin to you.

Darthy:

Yo buster, u put ur mouth in da holster

step aside quick or ya pants will fester

ma mama can beat ur godamm sista

aint no good blocking ma tv yo blister"

Sorcerer:

Oh! I see that, you got Tee Vee

Ya watching D.V.D of Pammy and Lee?

I saw ya talking - laughin, over de phone.

Whome ya calling, while driving, watching the porn?

Darthy:

I saw yo stoppin me wheels, miles away

gotta head for the crib and porn u say?

I talk to me lawyer while yo stopped my way

and stop tightenin yo belt, dats so gay"

Sorcerer:

You have the right to remain, silent snigger,

dig yer I.D and make it double quicker,

Hey Look at ya, you wearing too much metal

Peace Pendent, rings, and hippie penchant.

Darthy:

Yo what are u bub,a police or a snobber

this hippy pendants is my lucky clover

now let me know the charges u shower

or git lost and go play cops and robber"

Sorcerer:

You jumped two traffic signals when it was read.

Took and U turn in front of "FREDS"

Hit a mail box on the 16th Cross.

You know these chargers are ofcourse so very Gross.

Darthy:

In thing homie, in thing top rated

ya sure,I did it an never retaliated

road killed a man, hez now belated

poor buster,his dumps never been dated

Sorcerer:

Step out of the car sir, walk the line,

I wanna try and see, if you, behave sane.

Lemme see sir, if you can, touch your nose.

and Spell A, B, to Zee without verbose.

Darthy:

This fool, aint gonna let me lose

unless rich green paper I now produce

an he gets me, busted, for drug abuse

da hood member, aint never to confuse

Sorcerer:

Hey Don't do that, don't step on the gas.

Turn off the engine and move out yer ass.

Don't make me use my loaded baretta

You will ruin the virgins and holy Valhalla

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Sorcerer: Haha!! lol dude..that rapped!

Darthy: yo homie fan! ya ya its good shit dawg

sorcerer: Ya  this conversation gonna be blawged.

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