My friend Jaycee, ( I call her Dolphin as she loves beaches) is gonna celebrate her birthday next month and my buddies (E.C.F Comrades) were having a discussion about what to send her as a gift. Finally!!!
This is an excerpt from the gtalk conversation I had with my friend regarding this
lavanya: :D sooo...what you diding?
sorcerer: nothing diding.Bugged jaycee and now she aint talking to me as always. Giving her rebooting time!
lavanya: *sigh. poor you
lavanya: juggie and me were talking
sorcerer: juggie.was online.I know.
seems like he logged off now
lavanya: yea...on the phone..
sorcerer: okies..anything special :)
lavanya: and he goes like..."let's shipment sorci and send him as a buday gift to jaycee..."
*okay... l said that
sorcerer: does her bday falls on the same date as halloween?
its in march!!!
what are we supposed to send her?
sorcerer: err..yeah..how about a ball..dolphin loves ball
Me?You poeple gonna send me?
lavanya: yea you!!
sorcerer: I am not fat..I dont have too much flesh for the Cannibal Dolphin.
lavanya: we'll give you food and all...
sorcerer: whats the deal
lavanya: all you got to do is sit in the box
sorcerer: how much will i get?
lavanya: don't make a sound
sorcerer: fill my mouth with food and I promise I wont make a sound.
lavanya: oh come on!!!! what's money between friends eh?
sorcerer: yeah. you read my mind!.I prefer BONDS and Stock Options.
shares of Google, Arcelor Mittal etc
lavanya: yea... sure! loads of food....
such materialistic thoughts!
think of all the personal satisfaction!!!
sorcerer: I mean..what am I supposed to say..when she opens the box
"personal satisfaction" is there a catch in it?
lavanya: what catch can you see eh!?
say "tadaaaan! surprise!!!"
lavanya: and then give her a hug and say "happy birthday!!!"
sorcerer: errrrrrrrr..... should I brush my teeth before I say that
HUG! wow! I love hugging dolphins
Though never done before :(
lavanya: yea well... there's always a first time to things...
even things like...
sorcerer: what if she hugs my neck too tight?
Ii dont know... but " first times" sounds like intersting topic.. temme more!
lavanya: no no...
what hugging necks?
we shift you
smuggling a person across...
this ought to be fun!!!!
sorcerer: yeah..they do that in coffin with hidden chamber..read in Robert Lodlum Novel
lavanya: er... woa...
sorcerer: How will I get back here after the hugging episode?
lavanya: er... don't you wanna stay with her?
sorcerer: Err..With a cannibal Dolphin? I mean.... will I get a return ticket? Well..excuse me out of National Carrier (Airlines)..I prefer to swim in that case.
get your papers ready
sorcerer: what papers!
lavanya: we need you off and boarded
sorcerer: whats the box made off?
wood with cushion on the inside fitted with an XBox and posters of Salma Hayek, Eva Mendes etc
Need Wifi Internet connection
and a laptop and mobile charging ports
why don't we lift your house and put in the ship?
sorcerer: and I need Calvin and Hobbes comics+ refrigerator with Vodka and Beer
errrrrrr!! is that a tall order..i mean..you know this is one of those "special missions"
and I need my script of what I should say and I should do when she opens the box
every word I say would attract 50$s and words repeated at a 10% discount
lavanya: all right... forget it!
we are gonna send Hrithik
sorcerer: okay I can cut down on posters. I can always google them anyway.
you are getting a chick!
sorcerer: Chic? shes a dolphin..Alright?
and should I punch her like that in " surprise boxes" ?
lavanya: no... its her buday....
you should try be good..
for one day
sorcerer: okay.okay, Just for oneday. Its a sacrifice! *sighs
lavanya: and then you could do as you please
sorcerer: No evil thoughts..no evils thoughts
[Quote] and then you could do as you please [Unquote]
* i need that statement explained.
lavanya: er... just what l said
sorcerer: I deliver the "HAPPEEE BIRTHDAY" and then sink back into the box slowly ?
or....is there anything else I should do to make it SPECIAL?
lavanya: make it special!
she your friend no?
make it nice!!!
sorcerer: yeah! hmmm..yeah we would play Need For Speed together
or Kungfu Fighting video game
then I can buy her lemonade
sing her a song(ba ba black sheep)
she's gonna love it!
sorcerer: Cool! okay ..now after that..how will I get back to Bangalore?
lavanya: why would you want to?!
its like paradise there on Philippines.
sorcerer: so its like what they call "suicide mission" in paradise? wow! will I get angels?
lavanya: you got jaycee
sorcerer: will they tell me bedtime stories?
geee! yeah..I forgot about the Birthday Girl.
lavanya: she will
want me to ask her?
sorcerer: yeah..go ahead ask her..Jaycee is online..and I bugged her to the core 1 hour ago
if she explodes at you.."Its not covered under the insurance , provided you are warned before hand" and I will categorically deny any damge physical or mental there by arising upon.
Sent at 3:03 PM on Monday
lavanya: l don't think she likes the idea much...
sorcerer: why? She aint liking the idea of sendin me across? My sacrifice for a her...my friend?
you don't wanna know...
sorcerer: I wanna know
-- Lavanya gives me the conversation between her and Jaycee --
lavanya:hey jay...important quechen
lavanya: If we deport sorci... and send him to your country as a buday gift would you read him bedtime stories?
Jaycee: is this a gift to him or a punishment to me?
I mean, what have I done???
we don't want him
so we thought you would like that
Jaycee:I appreciate the thought but I would move my brithday if that was my bday gift
hold on to the thought please...
l have to contact my head office
This is going to the blog