< MMS ISSUE >

Hmm..it all started a few weeks back.

The fact was I badly needed to transfer a pic from my phone to my PC.

Its a well known secret that my mobile phone is declared impotent.It does have Infrared transfer but it somehow managed not to work; and since it is created before the bluetooth, it does not bite.

Quote : My phone cant do it with Computer

My phone cant do it with Mobile. : UnQuote

Hence declared Impotent and a Virgin till it dies

Well..the only option to do that is by technical alliance with compatible machinery from neighbourhood.[Yeah! you are not supposed to understand that]

So! The apple fell and I got an ingenius idea!

Send it as an MMS to buddies mobile phone and ask him to upload it and send it to my email.

I did send it well..5 times to 5 different people.None of them recieves the MMS I send.

Technology is twisted like the rail of a rollercoaster at times.  [You are not supposed to understand this tooo ]

Another apple fell and I got the ingenius idea to call the Ingeniass tech support [I never wanna call them..they put me to sleep with their theme song and when they wake me up I forget what I called them for.)

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I Dialled 111

Theme Song!! Trying hard to stay awake.

Trrrrrrrrrrrrriinnngggggggggg!! Trrrrrrrrrrrrriinnngggggggggg!!

Foreplay Begins!!

Courtship words are exchanged.

Vodafone Cust Care:This is Blonde( Name changed but not the attitude !! hi hi!).How may I help you?

Concealed thoughts: This is Blonde..How may I screw up your life today?

Me:Well..See..I want to send an MMS and the message is send,the money is taken from my account but the recipient is not able to recieve it.

Vodafone Cust Care:Before that May I know your name please.

Concealed thoughts: Yeah! So that I can call your name instead of STUPID when you start asking me technical questions and dance on my nerves.

Actually I was prompted to say "Bond...James Bond". but well I dont like the twist of fait.[ Ya know what I mean...You didnt ..Right? What if I have to call them again?]

Vodafone Cust Care: May I reconfirm your number.

Concealed thoughts:So that I can ignore you next time your number pops up and put you on hold forever.

Me : [ Yeah.Please go ahead and yeah..remember that number and dial me when you are kinda free and has noone to talk to.What say?]

Vodafone Cust Care:Tell me whats your problem.

Me:[ Repeat Step 1..Actually I got a whole lot of problem including the recession]

      Well..See..I want to send an MMS and the message is send,the money is taken from my account but the recipient is not able to recieve it.

Vodafone Cust Care:Okay.Is that person using a vodafone?

Me:Yeah!  

     [Unfortunately.]

Vodafone Cust Care:You can send an SMS to our server to activate the MMS settings on your mobile and then try and send it again.

Concealed thoughts:Its supposed to work.The manual say so.

Me:See..actually MMS is activated on my mobile.It is.

  [Should I Swear?.]

Vodafone Cust Care:In that case please switch off your mobile phone and switch it back on

Concealed thoughts:Okies.This is the silver bullet fix to piss you off royally.Bang!!!

Me:Hmm...Are you sure that would cure this problem?

      [Are you kidding me?Iam not using a stupid Windows operating system on my mobile!]

Vodafone Cust Care:Yeah It would.

Concealed thoughts:Sorry Mr Customer!!RIP.

Some courtship words are exchanged again..

Beep beep beep

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My friend Rings back.

Anser: Hey! I got a link for your MMS

Me:Really..wow cool.

Anser:Did you send me a pic of a modal?

Me:No..Damn it..No..I send my pic.Okay..I repeat..M.Y. P.I.C.T.U.R.E

Anser:Iam not getting anything other than pic of a modal here.Do call up customer care.They could help you.

Me:Yeah! They did.But they prescribed me cyanide for migrane.

Anser:Okay.Will call you when I get your pic

Dear readers.Its been weeks!! and he hasnt called me yet.

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Time for some action.There will be someforce in universe which will tell me why they are not getting my MMS.

I go for the ouija board  and the candles.