.:: A REFLECTION ON OURSELVES ::.

 

Believe - It's Us Who Move This Nation Forward.

Let's Not Lose Hope On Ourselves.

Let's Not Get Blinded By The Fanfare Of Policy Makers.

Let Us Believe In The Power, That Is "Us" To Keep Our Motherland Safe.

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Through this blog post, I  want to reflect on certain aspect of society. Through all the actions that has been happening over the past week all over our nation, we are tying to find a very solid and valid solution  at grass root level.

We are all part of this society and it is us who are in a way responsible for such heinous crimes  against woman in the society.[Aawwwww.... You have the option to hit Alt+F4 on your keyboard , anytime you like.]

We have formulated a system in the society, we ourselves, where we have different set of rules for  boys and girls, man/woman. The very basic  system is divided.
Boys are given more privileges, better education, freedom. They are taught everything to survive in this world . On the contrary, girls are trained to live depending on a male. Girls are taught too but somehow a different set of rules apply to them.
[Noo..I am sorry. I know it's not like that, but for the sake of my argument, let me say that.  ]

Mostly all homes have a different set of rules for males and females. Every rule that is set for a male is more superior than the privileges enjoyed by a female.
Somehow rules for girls begin with "DON'T' like: DON'T do this, DON'T do that, DON'T laugh loud, DON'T wear that etc.etc.


Won't such rules make a woman feel less confident about herself? Won't this make her fail to stand up for herself?  
Are we in a way, taking away her confidence thereby making the females of our society, easy pray for all assaults mental ,physical/ eve teasing etc.?

[ "Hey!!! Woman is not a horse. Alryt? Stop comparing woman with a horse". Okkkkkk..Sure thing. It's just symbolic.]

I believe that these rules fixated by the society creates a  divide in the mindset of males and females. This mindset automatically over ride the respect that is due towards a woman. We can only clean this system , if we shatter this kind of differentiation.

By asking questions like "Why is she wearing that?" or " What was she doing at that time of the night?"  or "Why was she walking alone?" etc. when an assault happens on a  woman and criticizing everything a woman does, we are In a way siding with such SOCIAL TERRORISTS. We are giving these SOCIAL TERRORISTS, a  reason to get away and get away without feeling any kind of guilt.

Are we social beings  grooming up boys/males to have a mindset which thinks that the Girls/Woman are inferior? We are ourselves creating a society where the males are aggressive and privileged.
We have a society which feels that, woman should be "Protected" not "Respected" . In some cases zilch on Protected and Respected. A woman can take good care of herself, if the society grooms her equal. 
 
Please, let us NOT close our eyes to this divide.

Let's start cleaning up this divide from our own homes and personal spaces.

The society has to root out this phrase "YOU ARE A GIRL/WOMAN". Once we Kick that phrase out of our DAILY VOCABULARY at home/office/everywhere around us, we will attain a better perspective so, will the society as a whole.

Our nation, Hindusthan,  has a heritage and this heritage has always respected woman and given her the highest status symbol in the society. Somewhere this idiolism  shattered.

In my personal opinion changing the word 'RAPE' to 'SEXUAL ASSAULT' won't assure woman her saftey nor the new set of rules and frameworks. We can't expect the Policy Makers to do everything/anything for us. We have to understand that we already have enough Commissions and Judicial framework to nail any/all such assaults. What we can demand from them is provision to Fast Track the trials and 'Definitive Punishment' of highest order (Including Death Penalty) in case of any assault on any woman. We should also set in place a system for strongest law enforcement and routine appraisal of the implemented system with random fail safe checks .

We gotta do 'things right' here not the 'right things'.

We are the Government, so let us think about it from our side. Let us do our part to empower  women at our homes. This means a society that is conductive to rights of woman, a society that respects woman as an indvidual.

Let's promise ourselves to do the things right. Let us be sensible. Let us start from us. Let us do everything that is right for our Motherland.

Let's pray for that woman who has survived that brutal assult, and is staying strong.
Let's keep our country safe, for us all.

Tum chalo, to Hindustan chale Hindustan chale!!

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 Falak pakad ke utho, aur hawa pakad ke chalo,

Tum chalo to hindustan chale
Tum chalo to hindustan chale

Lagao haath ke suraj subah nikala karein
Hatheliyon bhare dhoop aur uchhala karein

Lagao haath ke suraj subah nikala karein
Hatheliyon bhare dhoop aur uchhala karein

Ufaq pe paav rakho, aur chalo akad ke chalo
Ufaq pe paav rakho, aur chalo akad ke chalo

Falak pakad ke utho aur hawa pakad ke chalo,
Falak pakad ke utho aur hawa pakad ke chalo,

Tum chalo, to hindustan chale Hindustan chale... Chalo!
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"Be the change that you wish to see in the world." - Mahatma Gandhi


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.:: SALUTING THE MARTYRS ::.

In the blessed memory of all the brave soldiers and police officers who laid down their lives between Nov 26-30, 2008 in Mumbai, India, protecting us from the terrorist attacks.

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Let’s honor our Armed Forces,
The men and women who serve,
Whose dedication to our country
Does not falter, halt or swerve.

Let’s respect them for their courage;
They’re ready to do what’s right
To keep India safe,
So we can sleep better at night.

Let’s support and defend Indian soldiers,
Whose hardships are brutal and cruel,
Whose discipline we can’t imagine,
Who follow each order and rule.

Here’s to those who choose to be warriors
And their helpers good and true;
They’re fighting for Indian values;
They’re fighting for me and you

Jai Hind !

(source : Internet)


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.:: OIL PAINTING - LADY IN JEANS ::.

Medium: Oil on Canvas

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Dimension: 45 X 70 Centimeters

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 A few other paintings


Lady in Car

Dragon Tattoo

and 

One More


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.::HAPPY DIWALI ::.

Apun  wishing you a wonderful,

super-duper, zabardast,

xtra-badhiya, xtra special ekdum mast n dhinchak,

bole to ekdum AWESOMMMEE 

 

 “HAPPY DiWALi"

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Yenjoy Maaadi!!

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.:: CONVERSATIONS ::.

Clueless_Chick: This is where I wish I  could rub a magic lamp and the gin come out.
Sorcerer: I have a magic lamp ;) !!
Clueless_Chick: I said gin not genes.

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Clueless_Chick: That was awesome.
Sorcerer: aha!
Clueless_Chick :Mindblowing.
Sorcerer:No  I wouldn't mind at all.

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Recently, I was talking to a friend of mine over the phone and the following conversation happened. During this conversation we  had an issue with our perceptions. I had to try hard not to laugh out loud while I was on the phone with her.

Sorcerer: Hey! you sound breathless.You alright?

 
Doc_Chick: I was playing with my Weenie in the garden, the phone starts ringing and I had to rush inside to pick your call.

Sorcerer: WHAT? You were playing with WHAT? [Trying hard to suppress a laugh]
 

Doc_Chick: Yeah,It's Weenie, I meant It's my pet and I call it Weenie. I was just trying to relax a lil bit.
 

Sorcerer: Sure.It's one way to 'Relax'. Yeah..Hmmm..Right. But..
 

Doc_Chick: Do you have a pet like this? My Weenie is so adorable and playful?
 

Sorcerer: Yeah I do..I  mean..errr.you can call it a pet.
 

Doc_Chick: What do you call it?
 

Sorcerer: It's known by many synonyms, permutations and combinations of it.
 

Doc_Chick: Don't tell me you too call your pet Weenie..
 

Sorcerer: Errrr..At times, yes.
 

Doc_Chick: What kind of a breed is it?
 

Sorcerer: Aaaha..Desi Variety.
 

Doc_Chick: Is it a big one?
 

Sorcerer: Oh..I don't do that..I don't compare. [Trying to be diplomatic and caring not to break the spell of perception.]

 
Doc_Chick: I am training it to do tricks.
 

Sorcerer: Oh..Ohkay..
 

Doc_Chick: Does your pet do any trick?
 

Sorcerer: Well, It can stand on a ball.
 

Doc_Chick: Really? How did you train it?
 

Sorcerer: Hmmmm...I didn't it's a natural talent; kinda like it's default setting.
 

Doc_Chick: It's so nice to see it wagging it's tail all happy.
 

Sorcerer: Aha!..Okay. Can I ask you something..Why ..Why did you name it Weenie?
 

Doc_Chick: Oh. When I got this pet, it was sooo tiny...like Teenie weenie..I liked the sound of the word 'Weenie'.
 

Sorcerer: Yes, Why wouldn't you !
 

Doc_Chick: It has a ring to Winnie-the-Pooh.
 

Sorcerer: Glad to know. It all makes sense now.
 

Doc_Chick: What?
 

Sorcerer: Naa..its a guy thing.

 [Hope she got the drift. I lovee English.This language has James Bond Mode with stealth meanings.]
 

Doc_Chick: Okay.That means its something with Low IQ.
 

Sorcerer:Hmm..You can say that.
 

Doc_Chick: So...tell me whats up?

Sorcerer: *sigh

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The Conversation reminded me of this cartoon.

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.:: CONVERSATIONS ::.

Sorcerer:So, how do you measure the fashion thingy?
Ms.Lynch : It's called PH levels..
Sorcerer: aha?
Ms.Lynch : The Paris Hilton levels..Honestly, we just let the critics bitch over it.
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Smartass:Hey Quick..It's for an article..What do you call the thing where you keep your arrows?
Sorcerer: Wait I know what it is called..It's called Jockey!
Smartass: Seriously?It's something to do with archery.
Sorcerer: Oh! Then I don't know what you are talking about.

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Smartass: Gurls have weird way of naming their pets man...My GF calls her pet dogs Stiffy.
Sorcerer:What does she call you..Floppy?

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[Driving through the forest]
Nav: [Reading the Notice Board]"Dont make loud noise." ."Drive Slowly". "Don't honk horns". Don't don't don't......
Smartass: Hahaha..Can we fart in the forest?
Sorcerer: NOPE. Bull elephants will think that its a mating call and then you will become the Grand Canyon of the east.

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Sorcerer: Need definition for eternity
Sanju: Eternity: start an argument with your GF, and you'll know.

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Chicka: Grrrrrr...my brains out of me body.
Sorcerer: I can see that, they are called boobs.

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Chicka: Put the lid on  the pringles..Guysssss.. 
Harmless_Guy: Huh!
Chicka: Men have a problem with lids...don't they?

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.:: SORC SUTRA-PICKUP LINES ::.

Let me tell you the moral of the incident: "Never underestimate the power of PICKUP lines."

Sorry Co-Authors, I had to start off with my first chapter on SorcSutra.

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Aneesh walked into the lab. There was this W  I   D    E  grin on his face. Usually his face features a 'hartal in Kerala ' look. A very vacant one.

Well, that did worry the rest of us in the lab.
"What the Fcuk did you delete this time ?" asked the Coder_chick raising her head from behind the computer screen. We consider her , one among us males, but with balls a little uppish on her body. She calls them breasts. Very Funny!

"C'mon, don't start..I just walked in" said Aneesh but still widening his ever widening grin. 

Aneesh: Good Morning People!!!

Praveen:Good Morning..Is it your birthday?
Aneesh:No

CoderChick:You peed in your pants?
Aneesh:Cheee..No

HarmlessGuy:Aha!! Your periods are back.
Aneesh:Huh!.

The 3 other females in the lab giggled, hearing this conversation. They raised their head from behind the computer screen, looked at each other, and then hid behind the monitors...just like the meerkats.

"There is this, .......awesome ........thing, NOW in the office-lounge" Aneesh said that with a gentle smile that of Buddha and pointed towards the lab door.
"And..she gave me a ride...."
Before he could complete, we guys, including the Coder_chick was rushing towards and through the door.
"in the elevator"- He must have completed that sentence, staring at one of the Blue Screen of Death in an almost empty lab.
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There she was, the HOT_CHICK, sitting elegantly on the soft leather couch. Her legs beautifully kept slanting, at 70 degree angle, like the 2 forward slashes in http://. Her hair was 'Power Cut' personified. Her Eyes was serene, like the weather which the pilots prefer to fly and her lips , organic, hopefully.

For the Harmless_Guy the world was moving at a slow frame rate.

She was reading the sports page in the news paper. She looked at the direction of movement and smiled. The movement was us..little did she know, at that time, that we, minus the Coder_chick, were going to gain momentum on her.
Her smile was the next best thing , to sliced bread.

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Back in the lab, there was silence.

Coder_Chick: *chuckle* So you guys are gonna hit on her?

Harmless_Guy: Are you?

Coder_Chick: Yeah Sure *chuckle*

One of the 3 females: Hey....Who is she?

Coder_Chick: Aaaawwww..Don't bother...Ya know what...her dress doesn't match the color of the couch.

The  other 3 females in the lab giggled in response. They either giggled or bitched or did both..not in any particular order though.

Coder_Chick:You guys want me to do some RECON on her?

Praveen: No Thank you.we guys hunt in packs.

Aneesh: And...as we reach near the kill, it's every man for himself.

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The morning caught up with the afternoon and we were trying to catch up with the loose ends of the source code. The HOT_Chick hung in the air, like the smell of Tuna Fish. She was intense. If us guys could sleep, with the eyes open, our pupils will display Hot_Chick as the screen saver.

Apart from the occasional blabbering of Coder_Chick, the whole room was silent.

The day was almost going to get over with a nail biting finish.That is when the Project Manager walks in with OOOOOOH LAAA LAAAAAAA...The HOT_Chick. The Coder_Chick gave a chuckle and smartly converted that into a Hic and a cough.

Project Manager: Hello Everyone...Meet Miss (Real Name) Hot_Chick, a new addition to our R&D family.
"Aha!! The Project Manager is turning us into the incest thingy." Harmless_Guy whispers into the ears of the person sitting next to him.
Praveen: I don't think she is infected.She looks healthy.Dude...you are thinking too much.
The Harmless_Guy *sighed.

Then Hot_chick gave us a brief outline of herself. Just like her, her resume was voluptuous.

We guys gave a breathe of relief- OOOh ooh oooh...She is in our team and now we gotta out-wit every other guy in the lab to get near her.

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The next day, everybody was in the lab -ON TIME. Unfortunately, there was a frown on the face of the Project Manager. Huh!! Thanks for the motivation...Moron.

Every guy turned on their radar and was tracking the HOT_Chick. She seemed to be quiet occupied with the work and worse of it, she knew what she was doing and was not asking any of us that 5 golden words - "How do I do this?". Most guys fall for that pickup line. Pavam Guys.*Sigh.
We guys are ever ready to teach everything we know.

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Soon, HOT_Chick was filling the conversations during sutta breaks and everyone was strategizing to get in her pants bed good side. Make Fraaaaaaaaaaandship.

[NOTE: I know fraaaandsheep is easy today. This incident happened long before the invention of the Facebook and 'Poking' happened in bed and not by clicking on an icon.]

Every guy had their version of How to hit on her and win her heart.

Praveen: Dude..Just wait and watch...I am gonna try an awesome pickup line.
Aneesh: Like what? Gurl..my hands are tired cuz you been running through my mind all night?
Coder_Chick: oooohhhh..I fell for it. *chuckle* God I am going crazy..Somebody stop me.

Praveen gave the Coder_Chick a very confused look. The Coder_chick gave him a thumbs up sign also a big smile.

Aneesh was of the opinion that, we should approach the 'Subject' at a psychological level. He was referring to an evergreen theory in the 'Guys Survival Guide-Foreplay PART 1'. He says Quoting it "If you want a girl, treat her like shit. She will come back for more."

Aneesh: May be making her feel, all 'not so important' may work.

Harmless_Guy: It will work..it will work.You should try it
Praveen: Try it..this will work..this will work.Try it.

 
We encouraged him to commit Seppuku.

[Note: This theory will work only on girls with brains below the neck. Effective with Doooomb girls and natural blonds and EMO chicks. These brains can be enlarged by artificial means.]

Praveen: See..she is an open book..She is so simple.so..that means...
Harmless_Guy: Like spread the book on a table and read..Right?
Coder_Chick: Haaaa.Seriously, not all guys are into that. 

Harmless_Guy: *chuckle

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Guys began stalking her in the office space. Their eyes followed her everywhere and anywhere. She got ambushed near the water-hole, the printer, the copier machine. One smart guy even started cleaning up his cluttered desk to attract her. 

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On that awesome day, Harmless_Guy and Aneesh were returning to the office after having a cup of tea.  On the way back , the conversation was about the HOT_Chick .They were sharing the INTEL on her.

As they reached near the stairs, they saw HOT_Chick coming down the stairs. She was dressed in a golden colored dress.

Suddenly the Harmless_Guy, climbs a few steps...goes down on his knees..raises both his hands in the air, gave her a tranquil gaze and asked the HOT_Chick: "Is this the stairway to heaven..cuz I see an angel coming down!!!"

HOT_Chick, was speechless. May be she didn't know how to react. She started laughing hysterically.

Well...Well...Well.. That worked.

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They were spotted having coffee together and sharing park benches in and around Bangalore, Kormanagala to be precise. 

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"You have to bent a little to sweep the woman off her feet" So says SorcSutra.

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.::IQ::.

"IQ doesn't necessarily mean a queue in front of an iPhone Store " -Sorcerer on IQ.

As you must have guessed, this blog post is about U.F.O "Intelligence".

In technical terms "Intelligence has been defined in many different ways, including the abilities, but not limited to, Google it, use askme, use Bing [hahaha *snort *snort], ending up as .3gp or .jpg extension, doing awesome stupid intelligent gooey things , asking on face-book, reasoning drunk, mooning, having emotional knowledge like finding g-spot hot spot  spot dimly lit spot ,pinky swearing, castrating oneself, and creating chaos.

Artificial intelligence is the simulation of intelligence in humans using text books.

The Beginning of Intelligence

Scientists has fcuked around with lab rats researched enough to confirm that Intelligence is a Sexually Transmitted abnormality.

Scientists who go down on their knees wearing khakis to make a profession out of it , has dug out enough evidence that, prehistoric men rock with intelligence.[literally]. Prehistoric men made intelligent tools using rocks like SFI and DYFI kuttikal [Students] in Kerala.
Cave woman were intelligent too, they invented the "Nut Cracker" and Fur Fashion. Kim kardashin still has a bit more to evolve on those lines.

During the ice age a few hardcore feminists who were comfortable with fur were able to survive the ice age with a few hairy dudes. Since INTERNET, a contraceptive device was not invented till 1960's these survivors repopulated the planet with intelligent life.

Invention of IQ.

IQ tests are tests conducted to categorize humans other than by religion, color of skin, belief, sexual orientation etc. IQ test scores are like Push-Up Bra for your Intelligence. IQ test is one way to show your Intelligence Cleavage Curve for the world to see.

Before the invention of IQ, people who wore thick glasses, who use UNIX/Linux , virgins, who speaketh physics, etc were considered to be intelligent. They were lovingly called Geeks. When serial rapists started impersonating Geeks, scientists/geeks world over invented their own type of tests to protect their identity. Hence IQ test was born our of an Intellectual Gang bang.

IQ scores are used as predictors of predators of educational achievement, special needs, job performance and income. There are many different kinds of IQ tests using a wide variety of test tasks. Some tests consist of a single type of task, others rely on a broad collection of tasks with different contents (visual-spatial, verbal, numerical) and asking for different cognitive processes (e.g., reasoning, memory, rapid decisions, visual comparisons, spatial imagery, reading, and retrieval of general knowledge).
Modern On line-IQ tests are made Blond-Friendly by including "LOL" as an option in the choice of answers.

Fact about Intelligence.

It has long been debated that a person's IQ remains fairly stable from very early in life.So....... In your Face kiddos/non Kiddos who drink Bournvit@ and Horl!cs. Many psychologists believe that, a 6 inch intelligence on IQ Scale is enough to satisfy a whole lot of human requirement; it's all about how the intelligence is used.
But like enlargement pills, scientists, and 9 out of 10 dentists say on television that Intelligence can be increased by silicon implants by as much as 20% or more with proper diet, lifestyle, mental exercises and more.[As you have noticed, the "more" is the keyword, the rest is to make you keep reading till the "more". This is sure sign of intelligence]

Whether IQ tests are an accurate measure of intelligence is debated, but so far, it can get you across the border legally.

The Brain Drain

Has IQ has any Gender Bias? This has  been a question that has been haunting many scientists world over.
Brain drain is one reason why certain females outsmart men. Men have enough blood to run only one head at any given point of time. Scientifically , Men have proved that every 52 seconds men think about woman. Hence, it is natural for a woman to look intelligent every 52 second and unintelligent for only a few days every month.


Types of Intelligence

Psychologists have long regarded intelligence as coming in two flavors: Crystallized intelligence and Fluid intelligence.

Crystallized Intelligence:It is the FROZEN state of intelligence. They say its called the how-to knowledge.This is the kind of intelligence that you can rely on to come up with awesome pickup lines when you are stuck inside an elevator with a fuming hot chick.

Examples:

• Hey baby!!You overwhelm my Base Station.
• By looking at you I can tell you’re 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.
• If I was sin^2 and you were cos^2 together we would be 1.
• I less than three you..(i < 3 you).

Fluid intelligence is the broad ability to reason with a cop when caught driving drunk and solve problems using unfamiliar information or novel procedures like fixing Hoover Dam leak with a Chewing Gum.

Fluid Intelligence has long been known to peak in early adulthood, around college age, and then to decline gradually. Fluid intelligence is also called as "Libido" in layman terms.Fluid Intelligence can never be trained or revived using Ginkgo Viagra.

Identifying Intelligence.

After years of research scientist were able to isolate the Jeans that makes you intelligent which helps you achieve a good job/promotion.

(PIC: An Woman with intelligent jean.)

People exhibit intelligence in many forms. People show intelligent characteristics at a very younger age; like trying to burn window curtain, peeing on electric fence etc.

Some traits of intelligence are:

Spontaneity - It is the ability to act totally random, bringing themselves closer to self castrating.

Creativity - Asking your friend to record the video of you Ski Jump off the roof into a swimming pool in a Micky  mouse costume, and landing short of the pool.

Intuition - Ability to disregard commonsense and ending up in FUBAR.

Analysis - Ability to get lost in details and run around in circles.

Generalizing - An urge to simplify things as "Woman"/"Blond"/"Harry Potter"

Language skill - Ability to swear in many languages.

Quantitative Reasoning (Gq)- The ability to comprehend vital stats of a female.

Visual Processing (Gv): It is the ability to perceive, analyze, synthesize, and think with visual patterns; mainly exhibited by teenagers behind closed doors.

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From cavemen Era to the Homer Simpson Era of today, human intelligence has evolved enough to bring an abrupt halt to evolution.
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