Thursday, August 20, 2009

< CONVERSATIONS >



Sorcerer
:Errr...ever had that feeling..where you kinda feel something heavy on the inside, and feel all suffocated..and...?


Berry: hmm.. its okay..you gonna get better..dont worry,just dont think about anything depressing..alright?!

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[2 hrs later ]

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Berry:Hey!! you alright buddy..No depression and things!..hmm?

Sorcerer: Nahh!! that was just GAS.ya know what those junk food can do at times.

Berry: :-|

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Guy 1:So, ya know, I stay away from these bonds of love.

Guy 2:Yeah,Its kinda pain in the ass.
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Sorcerer:Rrrrrrright!!Only for the gay ones.

[ Here there be silence ]

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Guy 1[Over phone in BMTC bus ]:DId you try it out?Can you unzip now?

*The guy sittin in front of him gives him 'the look' startled.

Guy 1:errrrr.............Winzip .............thing...
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Sorcerer:shhhhhhh.shameless..shhhhh..

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DD:Why don't you update your blog these days?

Sorcerer : *sigh!![Dramatic Pause] Yeah! Thinkin of writing something intersting.Kinda busy these days and when you need to write; ya know we gotta create an empty space inside the head for all the characters and stuffs.

DD:Eeeeeheeehee...Ya need to create empty space?Aint it empty always?

Sorcerer : I saw that comming.

*High decibel muaaahahaha laugh in high pitch


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Guy 1:[*Takes some cosmetic,looks at the label and reads] Not tested on animals.

Sorcerer:errr..you sure, you want to take the chance?


[ Here there be silence ]

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9 comments:

Aparajita Bhattacharya (Administrator) said...

Hilarious, as always. =D Best was the "can you unzip now" thing. =D

Sorcerer said...

@aparajitha.
ya knw..we laughed out loud after de bordin the bus

buzzzzzzzzz... said...

LMAO!!!
tat "unzip" convo.......

mantiz said...

dude.. this stuff is hysterical! get oublished, seriously! :)

санжог said...

LMAO, Where do u get this stuff from dude?

Sorcerer said...

@buzz
thank you for the comment and happy to know that you liked the conv.

@mantiz
ya know..i had to google the meaning of "oublished".and had to guess that you meant 'published'
yeah...do ya think there could be publishers who are loco?

@sanju
thanks ya man. ya know where I get these stuffs..You wrote that in my orkut testimonial

The Vitruvian Boy said...

Lolz..
As always.... The BEST.... :)

susie said...

awesomeee... hilarious!!! :D

Sorcerer said...

@vitruvianboy,susie
thanks for ze comments