Wednesday, January 26, 2011

.::HAPPY REPUBLIC DAY::.


Republic Day Wishes
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"Civilizations have arisen in other parts of the world. In ancient and modern times, wonderful ideas have been carried forward from one race to another...But mark you, my friends, it has been always with the blast of war trumpets and the march of embattled cohorts. Each idea had to be soaked in a deluge of blood..... Each word of power had to be followed by the groans of millions, by the wails of orphans, by the tears of widows. This, many other nations have taught; but India for thousands of years peacefully existed. Here activity prevailed when even Greece did not exist... Even earlier, when history has no record, and tradition dares not peer into the gloom of that intense past, even from until now, ideas after ideas have marched out from her, but every word has been spoken with a blessing behind it and peace before it. We, of all nations of the world, have never been a conquering race, and that blessing is on our head, and therefore we live....!" - Swami Vivekananda
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Some  Quotes on Mother India which will make us Indians Proud.

"India conquered and dominated China culturally for 20 centuries without ever having to send a single soldier across her border."
- Hu Shih (Former Ambassador of China to USA) 

Historians, writers, politicians and other eminent personalities across the Globe have greatly appreciated India and its contribution to rest of the world. Though these remarks are only a partial reflection of the greatness of India, they certainly make us feel proud of our motherland.
"We owe a lot to the Indians, who taught us how to count, without which no worthwhile scientific discovery could have been made!"
- Albert Einstein (Theoretical Physicist, Germany)
 

"There are some parts of the world that, once visited, get into your heart and won't go. For me, India is such a place. When I first visited, I was stunned by the richness of the land, by its lush beauty and exotic architecture, by its ability to overload the senses with the pure, concentrated intensity of its colors, smells, tastes, and sounds. It was as if all my life I had been seeing the world in black and white and, when brought face-to-face with India, experienced everything re-rendered in brilliant technicolor."
- Keith Bellows (Editor-in-chief, National Geographic Society

"India is the cradle of the human race, the birthplace of human speech, the mother of history, the grandmother of legend, and the great grand mother of tradition. Our most valuable and most artistic materials in the history of man are treasured up in India only!"
- Mark Twain (Writer, America
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Sunday, January 9, 2011

.::TALK TALK::.


Wiseguy:Hey, did anybody called my phone while I was out?

Sorcerer:Nope.Why?

Wiseguy: Naa..My girl friend said, she would be here before I even get up.

Sorcerer: Did she say.."Get up" or.."Get It Up?".
 
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An:Man..its too cold these days.

Sorcerer:Yeah, it sure is and ya know what? You are wearing your sweater inside out.Is that cuz its ribbed...For yer pleasure.

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Genius:Whose driving?

Wiseguy:Me.

Genius:Yeah..give me all yer beer, cuz I am on damage control mode.
 
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Wiseguy:I am off to the temple.

Sorcerer:Ya know..wearing that white mundu and walking along the streets of Bangalore;i pray my friend that street dogs don't mistake your hairy legs for a Pomeranian and start humping it. Ewwwwwwww..that's a terrible mental image

Genius:That would be really hilarious and I wonder how many dogs will have wetdreams tonight.

Wiseguy:You sickos..
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Monday, January 3, 2011

.::CONVERSATIONS::

Hello World;
Well, I was away from action on the blog-ville for quiet a few months..What ya know!!, Life surely is a crowded train and we all have pressing matters to handle.Anyway..Happy Moo year to all the vegetarians out there and A very happy new year to the rest of the world.

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LostChick:Sorcy, you know that what ever you say would be used against you.
 
Sorcerer:Ooohh...Wickid..Can I say something?
 
LostChick:huh!! I am not talking to you.
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Wiseguy:Aarrrrghhhh!!! The computer says it can't find my joystick.
 
Sorcerer:Hmmm...So is with your girl friend.Aint it?
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Sorcerer: nope..nope
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 I speak for the whole of mankind

Siji: u cahnot speak for ne mankind....i mean u r not man kind!
 
Sorcerer: yeah.Iam a Kind Man.Glad you noticed
 
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Siji: i lyke dat abt u

Sorcerer: hmmm...that sarcasm looks good on u
  nice..where did u get that?
 
Siji: i borrowed it frm ya
 
Sorcerer: yeah... hope its keeping u warm in this winter
 
Siji: aha!!
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Myth:So.I am going out with this law chick tonight.You guys..sit here with the machines on your lap to keep your crotch warm.
 
Genius:Yeah..Go on buddy..Good luck with what ever..

Sorcerer:May your date be a success and may you have an honorable discharge Myth.

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Sri:so..yeah..she aint picking up my call after that discussion.

Sorcerer:Ya know..body language is important and more importantly you are not supposed to grin when you ask a cute H.R if there are any openings with her.The whole thing becomes a pickup line...but ..WOW!!!

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 "All the world's a Blog, and all the men and women merely blog-posts!! "-Sorcerer doing a Shakespeare on life
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