< CLEANING PROGRAM >

Yeah! The Weekly Cleaning program began,sometime in the mornin at a random time predetermined.I'm not keen on throwing away things I don't need or use unless they're well and truly broken/useless for me, and I will probably give some of the stuff to "charity". However, extra cash would be wonderful, so I'd like to try to sell as much of it as I can.Found lots of collectible items which Iam glad to sell it to you people.

1) 6 Nos of Empty shampoo bottles [Labels Intact,Makes hissing sound when squeezed.].

2) 30 Nos of Used Vodafone Recharge coupons with cute elephant pic with a stick figure on it [In Good Condition]

3)2 Empty tooth paste tubes.[Really Empty,NULL,Void]

4)2 Shoe boxes [Most wanted items for people who live out of the box.Available at a % discount .]

5)3 Corrupt Mp3 CD's [Only for sale to Corrupt Politicians.]

6)4 Siezed Carrom Coins,Yeah one is The Queen Coin [Arun..This is your last chance to get it back from me.SAY "YES".AND YOU GET YOURSELF A FAIR DEAL? or Say 'Adios'/' Das VeDanya' to your Queen]

7)13 Mineral Water Bottles. [Labels Intact]

8)8 Empty AXE Deo Spray bottles.['8'..'8' of them, and still single .The Ad's are misleading the public.]

9)Magazines..errr...For Rent [Caution Deposit: INR 500.00 * Non refundable]

As much as I want/need to get rid of all my crap..OOPS...Priceless Items(Pun Intended), I'd rather not deal with the aggravation of going through hundreds of e-mails and post it on eBay auctions and Amazon storefront and sorting the legit deals from the fakes.So..for my friends and fans...Iam posting it here so that they can have the privilege of buying it directly from THE SORCERER.

C'mon, magic Internets. You've never failed me before...

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*Juggie..I miss those Autographed Cocal Cola Cups. [*sighs.]

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