A great bloggi GopalKrishnan once said" It's interesting. Come on! Come out! Conversations are for philos who have much more to offer!"
So here I am with another conversation post
[ CREDIT CARD ]
It was a beautiful Saturday Morning; totally under the warm blanket, I was enjoyin my weekend sleep, the weekly hibernation program that begins at Friday night and goes all the way till the sunlight melts the fat off.
My phone starts ringin, lighting up its scratched up display!
Caller: Good morning..I am callin from [beep]Bank.
Me: Good Morning? [Looks at the clock..Darn!!10:15 Am,too early! Damn!! You work on Saturdays too?Get a life!]
Caller:You have been shortlisted for our Privileged Customer Offer!!We have an very good offer for you; if you take our credit card..........
Me:I dont want one!
Caller:May I know why?
Me:I havent brushed my teeth yet .
[ MAN VS WOMAN]
DD: See, Men...They are the destructive factor. PSHHHHHHHHHHKAAAABOOOOMMMM!!!
Me:What was that?
DD:That was earth explodin ; because you MEN... make war and destroy it and I have to learn all those war treaties for exams.
Me:And...You woman ate us out of APPLE and Our Home!!
DD: The snake was a male!
Me:Yeah! Keep tellin that to yourself!!
[Remembers that Soap is outta stock after seeing the nearby shop close down for the night!]
Me:Darn!! The guy pulls down the shutters of his shop and only then my highly evolved brain remembers to buy soap!
DD:See I told you, guys are not planned; they are always messy; Iam lost for adjectives; a girl will never run outta stock of anything.
Me: No issues, Being a bachelor male, we can bath with shampoo and if we dont have it; theres always hand washing liquid and if still.. theres dish washing liquid. Its all the same, detergent with fragrance , and its mild and is better than some shampoos and agents you use on your noodle heads.
Me:Hey!! We call them adaptability!Men..We adpt too well and too quick!!Not like you females who pull down the whole show and sit like the world is heading towards Halleys Comet, if your hairclip is not matchin your footwear.