Friday, November 4, 2011

.::CONVERSATIONS::.


Ed:Ya know..I kinda have a good repute in college..

Sorcy:Aha!

Ed:I come out in 7 minutes.

Sorcerer:Say that to a girl and you die a virgin.

Ed:I meant..I come out of the exam hall in 7 minutes.

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Hot H.R Chick:What are your interests?

Ed:I play games.

Hot H.R Chick:So what kinda games do you play?

Ed:Physical games.

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Ed: Hmm...'Detachment', that's some subject I am working on.May be we can co-Author a book...Like.."Art of Detachment from Universal Pleasures."

Sorcerer: I mean the book should be titled-"The Sutra after the Kamasutra." That title will be the best seller.

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Ed:Mom called and asked me to take good care of my health.

Sorcerer:What a lovely way of putting "Stay out of trouble, stupid".

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Ed:Unlike,you perverts I am a Mechanical Engineer.

Sorcerer:Eeeewwwwwww...Thats worse than being a pervert.

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San:So they brought me clothes worth a lot of money.How freaking is that man!!

Sorcerer:You are gonna get married and they brought you clothes? What the heck!

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San:Guess what! I learned to play guitar.Now I can fiddle with it.

Sorcerer:hmmm..Anyway you are getting married and you will need something to fiddle with from now on.Classic example for irony.

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