.::CON VER SA TIONS ::.

Genius:So you ain't going to your girl's home or whut?

Wiseguy: Naa..She's got pest control people or something over there.

Genius:Well..that explains and..keep your distance till the guys with the pest gun leave.

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Genius:Next time you shut down the lid of my laptop with that 'thud' sound..I am gonna kick you into orbit.

Sorcerer:can I have an autograph..errr...Mr.Chuck Norris?
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Wiseguy:Dude!! I get motion sickness out of reading in the main chatroom.
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IceCold:Dude! She was soo hot and I was kinda nervous when I was talking to her..ya know.I think I made a total ass out of myself.

Sorcerer:Yeah we saw that..your whole body was shaking like an ass with Parkinson's.

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IceCold:Huh!! The machine says "The package is corrupt."

Sorcerer:Never..ever think of donating "some" and making money!!

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WiseGuy:Fruit you!!
Sorcerer:Now, if you are making it sound less perverted..it's not..it reminds everyone of the pineapple Joke.well which is.pretty hilarious.

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.::CONVERSATIONS::.

Sorcerer : u haf to do exactly as i say

Timone : r u crazzzzy?

Timone : do wat u say :O

Sorcerer : its to bug someone ....royally

Timone: Wow! sounds lyk a perfect suicide plot.

Sorcerer : DO IT.

Timone : orderin lil me around?

Timone : heard of amnesty international ...........???

Sorcerer : For you it would be P.E.T.A

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Shawty: Hey, Do I look good in this white outfit?

Sorcerer:Wow! You look like a star,,err...white dwarf actually.

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Wiseguy: Beautiful Sunday today and I am gonna do something really good today for the world.

Sorcerer:Err..Like sterlizing yourself?

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Siji:So, it was doing it, just like the humans do.

Sorcerer:Well!we Humans do that.

Siji:Sorc! we are still trying to establish the fact that you are a human.

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Genius:So, he won't be coming for the party.

 

Wiseguy:Yeah, he is accompanying his Girl friend for shopping.

 

Genius:Classic hostage situation.

 

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