.:: CONVERSATIONS ::.

Sorcerer:So, how do you measure the fashion thingy?
Ms.Lynch : It's called PH levels..
Sorcerer: aha?
Ms.Lynch : The Paris Hilton levels..Honestly, we just let the critics bitch over it.
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Smartass:Hey Quick..It's for an article..What do you call the thing where you keep your arrows?
Sorcerer: Wait I know what it is called..It's called Jockey!
Smartass: Seriously?It's something to do with archery.
Sorcerer: Oh! Then I don't know what you are talking about.

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Smartass: Gurls have weird way of naming their pets man...My GF calls her pet dogs Stiffy.
Sorcerer:What does she call you..Floppy?

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[Driving through the forest]
Nav: [Reading the Notice Board]"Dont make loud noise." ."Drive Slowly". "Don't honk horns". Don't don't don't......
Smartass: Hahaha..Can we fart in the forest?
Sorcerer: NOPE. Bull elephants will think that its a mating call and then you will become the Grand Canyon of the east.

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Sorcerer: Need definition for eternity
Sanju: Eternity: start an argument with your GF, and you'll know.

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Chicka: Grrrrrr...my brains out of me body.
Sorcerer: I can see that, they are called boobs.

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Chicka: Put the lid on  the pringles..Guysssss.. 
Harmless_Guy: Huh!
Chicka: Men have a problem with lids...don't they?

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