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PS: This blog post is/was NOT done in a drunk fit, as it is hard to type with nose on the keyboard.

PS:This post has nothing to do with any religion, but only to the religion of Bachelors, world wide.

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It's the brotherhood of awesomeness, an endangered species just like the Tigers in the wild and on the golf course. Bachelors are endangered as they are forced into the breeding program, by lust or by threat or by not taking things in hands at the right time and then loosing control of the situation.[NOO!!! Pun intended]

It's high time the bachelors unite under certain common rules, so as to preserve the sanctity of this awesomeness of brotherhood.

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1)Thou shalt not call any dudes by the name GOD, no-matter whatever he is or did whatever.

2)Thou shalt look up the ceiling when taking a leak, not the guy standing next to you.

3)Thou shalt not insult people by calling names of animals smarter than you.

4)Thou shalt not use God's name in vain in bed, its her birth-right to use that name in bed.

5)Honor your father and your mother, or at-least the bank-cheque you gave them.

6)Thou shalt pass-out intoxicated on 7thday and give God a rest.

7)Thou shalt not adulterate beer with sprite.

8)Thou shalt not steal it from a hooker.

9)Thou shalt not be witnessed making out with a chick in a park thus ending up as M.M.S on web-servers.

10)Thou shalt trust your hand than thrust the neighbor chick or their farm animals.

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The above commandments need no explanation. They mean exactly what they are saying.
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