.::CONVERSATIONS::.

Alien: now Madonna is grown old no plastic surgery could lift her body parts.
thus pamela. is she your new crush?
i guessed

Sorcerer: No.but.Pamela...defies gravity

Alien: haha

Sorcerer: She uses Helium
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Mr H: Give me your spectacles?Want to show you a surprise.

Sorcerer:Errr!!!

Mr H comes near, cups my eyes with his hands.

Mr H:Walk forward.

Sorcerer:Errr...I cant see a thing.

Mr H: Trust me , Walk forward.

*gulp.Walks forward praying that I don't slip off the cliff 2000 ft straight down.

Sorcerer: Trust you with that brain..No way..

Finally, after walking a few meters, reached the cliff face

Mr H:Yeah...Finally Did you see that..WOWOWOWOWO!! Hooooo...wwwowowowowow..WOOOOW

Sorcerer:Okay, Hey Bozo..Mind giving me my spectacles back. I wanna see the wowowow thingy too.
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Genius playing with candle flame.

Genius:I love to play with fire.

Wise guy: Only hot thing you get to play with.Aint it?

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Wiseguy:Hey. What happened to Aneesh? He didn't ping back.

Sorcerer:His parents are enrolling him in the breeding program and he is pissed off.

Wiseguy:Another bachelor bites the dust.

Sorcerer:*sigh
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Wiseguy:She has dual airbags.

Genius: Yeah! Almost all have that.

Genius_Gf:You guys are so disgusting.Why do you say "She" instead of car.

Genius:Cuz. it's a car!!

Wiseguy:And all cars are females.

Genius:But not all females are cars.
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