.::CONVERSATIONS::.

Susie:Be warned, I gained height.

Sorcerer:Hmm..by how many pixels Susie?

Susie: :|

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I bought this device, which they say will help me get connect to the internet. Unfortunately, I was not able to stay connected for more than 3 minutes.I decided to do the classic blunder everyone does in such a scenario-Calling the customer support.

Sorcerer:Hello!

Customer care:How may I help you?

We had a bit of foreplay here,[also called verification process] before the customer care executive fcuked me up with technical support.

Sorcerer:I am not able to stay connected.

Customer care:Sir, Are you able to connect to the internet?

Sorcerer:Yes I am able to connect to the internet.

Customer Care:So.what is the problem?

Sorcerer:I am not able to stay connected for more than 3 minutes.The baud rate drops and It keeps on disconnecting me.

Customer care:Oh! Sorry to hear that sir.It must be some virus.Are you sure you have the latest anti virus on your Computer?

Sorcerer:Yes.

Customer Care:Sir, please update the anti virus once again and please try again.

wow! the chick is trying to rhyme.

Sorcerer:Sure I will.Sorry that I bothered you.It was a mistake on my part to call you. According to your product brochure, it only says "connect to the internet" nothing about "staying connected."Sorry!

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I should have known, the brochure is always right.

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Sorcerer:So, you are getting married.

San:Yeah

Sorcerer:We gonna come down there and then, do our 'ze dance' at the marriage function which is actually a cross between tribal dance and bhangra.

San:Hmm...I don't think the court will appreciate you dancing at their premises.

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Freaky: NO!!! I AM NOT COMING WITH YOU GUYS TO THE CLUB WHUT... EVAARRRRRR. You have other hot girls to go around with.No? It has nothing to do with you guys , but...

Juggie:Hmmm..But..

Sorcerer:I know Juggie,...... but Freaky!!! You are HOTTER! That's why he wants to take you to ze Club.

Juggie: Sorcy!! You didn't confuse Hotter with Hooter right?

Sorcerer: *Gasp.. NOOO!!! [Here there be dramatization] Noooooooo..I no mean it, you know.

Freaky: Okay!! That's it. I am NOT TALKING to you GUYZ again.
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Won't you get irritated when you are trying to read something awesome like Comic Strips in "Bangalore Times" and your buddy comes into your home and starts singing the same line of a freaking song over and over and over again, remixing it with whistles and howls, and dish dish and tan tans and bishkums and dishkums?
Yes.no?

Genius:

I wanna hold you tonight.... I wanna hold you tonight.... I wanna hold you tonight.... I wanna be there to catch you from falling.....

Sorcerer:Dude!!!

Genius:Yes! Tell me.

Sorcerer:Do ya know that, the person who wrote that song was circumcised when he penned those lines down. He actually wrote it from the hospital bed.

[ Here there be eternal silence ]

This is how we reclaim world peace.
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Gwen: ok gotta getlost

4:40 PM

me: oh...you gonna get lost in my arteries?
*gwad..this girl is gonna give me diabetes

Gwen: haha..shut up!

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Girl: ..and yeah many had told me I look like her.But I never felt so.

Sorcerer:Must be the aerial view.Who knows!
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Some conversations are like farts, it makes us laugh and the ambiance stays in the air for some time.-Sorcerer
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