Genius:The Citibank called on the home phone. They gotta speak with Wise Guy and said its URGENT!
Sorcerer:What happened to his cell phone?
Genius:Switched off as usual.I think I will write a stick it note and stick it some place he can see.
Sorcerer: Hmm...Stick it on the beer bottle.He never misses that.
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Online_Buddy:You a mallu?
Sorcerer:Yeah very much..
Online_Buddy: How do you wear that lungi or mundu thing? Does it have some kinda hook?Ha ha ha
Sorcerer:For your information,we don't wear it on our chest, its wrapped around the waist.
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Genius_Gf: huh! Will you stop talking like King Julian?Firstly, you are not a lemur...
Sorcerer: Sthop!Tell that to our Management. They are always annoying us by trespassing, interrupting our parties, and ripping our limbs off.
Ya people know..how much I love to bug poipils [Read:People]
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Wise_Guy: I am not a pervert! Ya know when I walk down the road, my neighbor aunt used to point at me and tell her kid-"When you grow up, you should be like that guy!"
Sorcerer:Like..Stop eating, starve and be thin like you?
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For you Mechanical Engineers out there..theres a cool pickup line.Try it on some mech chick!
"Are you Nitrous Oxide, coz I just got a sudden boost!!!!"
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Genius:Hey in that outfit..you look like an alien!!!
Wiseguy: I come in peace!
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Genius:F[beep] Dude!Machine is not starting...its simply beeping!!!
Sorcerer:It's too polite to call you names..unlike you!
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27 comments:
hahahahahahahaha! nice SORCY XD
:-D
First one is too practical and hilarious. And the second, imagine a mundu with a hook!!! Hahahaha
@ insignia : hahaha... m just trying to imagine that...
The last one made me smile. :) :)
More to come?
hreeheheehehe loved it..
@Unhinged
:) thanks for the comment
@Anand
Thanks for the buddy!
Conversations are a regular post category on my blog.ofcourse there would be more
@Chanz
thanks for the comment
@insgnia
Hmm...
*sigh.
only we know how hard it is to hold it up there.
@Chocolatelover
thanks for the comment
well written !!
In b/w Inviting u to comment on my new post ..
That's a cool pick up line, do you have any for Electronics chicks ??
@GSW
hmm...Pinne..varalo!
@Sam
hmmm...Thanks for the comment
electronic chicks..hmm....you gave me an idea for industry specific pick up lines.I will work on it.
Thank you
Good ones! Always fun to read your blog.
Vanillallo!!!!!
Vanillallo!!!!!
hahaha//:It's too polite to call you names// ROFL ... hahaha
enjoyed reading them :D
Whacky as always :D
Lol! Hilarious! :D
me loveth King Julian....Loveth Him..
@sulagna
Thank you, :)
@nivedithasperceptions
thanks for the comment
@Sid
thanks buddy! i gonna check your blog for some awesome pics..
@Rajilakshmi
thanks for the comment
@GSW
enda cheyyuaa..varanm ennu undu..thirakkil pettu poyi!
@Rachna
thanks for the comment
"Are you Nitrous Oxide, coz I just got a sudden boost!!!!".....Please Please something for the civil engineers too!! :)
@pratik
yeah..i will I will.
hmm..let me think
*bulb lights up somewhere
"Hmm..ohh baby!!!you must be an Egyptian..you just made a pyramid in my pants."
That can be one awesome line for civil chicks!
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Can only be tried from a reasonable distance..and make sure the exit door is in sight.
nice post...i enjoyed reading!
real dialogues ???
oh yeah ... yakshis .. and i used to be scared to sit under parijatha trees coz a friend scared me into believing that gandharvans come to that tree ... man .. can u believe ? i really believed it in that setting !
do my tag ! lemme see your sarcasm !
i liked your previous post, albeit it was a bit long !
"Hmm..ohh baby!!!you must be an Egyptian..you just made a pyramid in my pants." ... Dont even get my imagination on a roll .... Wonder what Cleopatra was thinking of !
Pratik you are a brave man to come out of the closet like you have on your blog.It's so hard to be in the cupboard pretending to be who you are not,if I can't be myself,I avoid the relationship totally,so being a homosexual pretending to be straight must be an agony so great, just like being the Israelites held as slaves in Egypt.Am i right?
@ Deepa
Yeah they are real conversation thingy..100% natural and bottled at source.
Gandharvan...haha..Yeah..they party under the parijatha tree.
Yeah I will do your tag.
haha..thanks for the comment
@Saumya
Thanks for the comment
@barbiejones
err...thanks for the visit
Hey nice one.
:~)
@yemiledu
thanks for the comment
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