"Veni!!!! Veni!!! Veni!!!! " Julius Caesar while having sex with Cleopatra!
If he had said those words, which I hope he must have, it must be written in bold lettering in the diary of Cleopatra.
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Wiseguy: Dude!! Finally scientists were able to create life, with just 4 chemicals.
Sorcerer:History has forgotten those many unfortunate bachelors who created life with 4 bottle of beer. They don't get media coverage, they just get "those looks". Ironical . No?
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Sorcerer: Susie!!I had a weird dream today!some mutant thing...
Susie:I am being very polite these days!!Don't you have anyone else to annoy , like poisonous reptiles or something?
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Wiseguy brought new mobile with mobile camera having awesome clarity. Thats where the trouble began. He would ask an unsuspecting person to say "Cheese" , take pic and then blabber about how good the clarity of his mobile cam is, pointing out that even the "Hey!!! even the pimples are visible".WOW!!
Wiseguy: Say Cheese!!
Genius: Sure thing mate!! You smell like one anyway!.
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Sorcerer: yeah.see great mind thinks in parallel gutters.
Sent at 2:31 PM on Sunday
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Genius:For some strange reason...I kinda like Paris Hilton.I mean...
Sorcerer:Are you in danger of becoming a lesbian?
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Genius:My girl friend needs a dual boot.[As in Windows and Ubuntu, that's what he meant]
Wise guy:Me.. me... me.... I am in.
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Sorcerer:Hey !! I called Juggie "Hey ! Wide one" instead of the "Wise one."
Susie:Did he appreciate it?
Sorcerer:We haven't met yet at arms length of each other.
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Wise guy: I don't have a good feeling about that idea.
Genius:I don't have any feeling at all.
Sorcerer:Don't steal your girl friend's line, Genius!
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17 comments:
Ha! ha..
good ones sorcy, and when does she use that line...on feeling :)
hahaha! cool one bro!
“Conversation should touch everything, but should concentrate itself on nothing.”
In other words the 3 b's, beer bottle babies.I never liked the 3 f's advice boys get from their daddies,anyway.
the last one..brilliant..but why are you after that poor girl...and of course leave aside genius
:)I like the one about bachelors creating life with 4 bottles of beer.
@Rachna
Seee..Finally the talents of bachelors are recognized..
thank you..thank you
@Sulagna.
Hi
poor girl? yeah ..yeah!I mean..RRRRRRRRRiiiiigggggggggghhhhtttt!!!
Genius!! oh..please..such people should actually be in straight jackets.
@Barbie Jones
3 Bs..haha..I liked that! Beer Bottle Babies..
such wisdoms should go into the books of geniusness.
@GSW
dai..! Vellam adichal vayattil kidakkanam..allathey...blog il comment ezhutharthu..
enthokkeya nee parene?
"Conversation..", "touching".."concentrate.." hmm...
c#...C#
@$RYN$
thanks for the comment
@Readers Dias
hahahaha..as if you dont know!!
Gochu Galla!!
Thanks for the comment
buhahahaha... X-cellent stuff =D
Firstly I was surprised by the outlook of blog and afterwards by the content... I don't know how and I don't know why but YOU WRITE TOOO GOOD... ( a title pop up in my mind don't know why and it doesn't go with what I am saying but still its popping up TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE I knw doesnt go with things here but still with this you get a new fan follower :)
ChaO's!
- UnhingeD
nice ones again ..from potli sorcerer ki....bachelor creation was grt...
I agree,and it will replace the advice some fathers gives their sons now,namely the 3 Fs advice,they hear day in and day:"Son never get married*while looking at their wives,their mothers*,instead remember the 3 Fs theory I've so often spoken about*while the wife,the mother hangs her head in embarrassment".
Hahhah..Its time you anounce to the world...who the genious, wise guy and sorcerer are ;)
I think the world is ready...
hahahaha :D
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Sorcerer: yeah.see great mind thinks in parallel gutters.// ROFLing :D
hillarious :D
@Rajilakshmi
Thank you for the comment
@dilontherocks
haha..Yeah..lets see
Thanks for the comment
@Barbie Jones..
hmm..I hope I can see a blog post in your blog about that theory
Thanks for the comment
@Rohini
thanks for the comment
@unhinged
thanks for the comment..and for being my follower.
:)
@maryum
Thanks for the comment
It's been accomplished.
'say cheese'...good one. i can see the whole scene!!!
Fun reading them :)
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