Kab:..and then she wrote me a poem.
Sorcerer:wow! thats something.
Kab:and the lines goes something like this."You lift me from the sea and together we make rain.."
Sorcerer:Hmm...Wow! Freaking water cycle!!
Kab:Dude! that was what crossed my mind too.
Sorcerer:Ya know..a better mental image would be..you lifting her from the sea and giving her a C.P.R.
Kab:Yeah I know..Never date a science major!
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Genius:After getting his new bike, your boy friend is kinda like a Duracell Bunny..H.Y.P.E.R!!!
Berry:No..He is not a Duracell Bunny.
Sorcerer:Yeah..rrrrright..."They last long...really long"..Ain't it?
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Mod:Hey kid! Listen, spamming is like throwing plastic in the open.Got it?
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"Internet taught me that BDSM is not short for Buddhism"-Sorcerer on Internet Lingo
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Shirtless_Guy:Ya know, I gave my girl friend a screw driver as Birthday present.
Sorcerer:Aha! Soo symbolic.
Shirtless_Guy:I have my way of saying things.
Sorcerer:Let's hope she doesn't give you back a nut-cracker on your birthday.
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Genius:Don't browse p0rn on my machine.
Wise_Guy:Was just testing the efficiency of your anti-virus software.
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Wise_guy: Need to buy a man-bag.
Genius:Don't you already have one..We call em 'sack'.
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21 comments:
Hail the King Sorcerer.The king of this world and Beyond..!:|
@Loco Poco
Gwad!! I forgot to blog about..how you got that name!!!
Well..well..well..there is always another blog post!
Thanks for the comment Loco Poco!
You don't have to thank me..you asked me to write that and I did..:p
I used to love playing with Barbies as a kid..!Time I did again..!:p:D
@LocoPoco
well..well..well..
so your choice
1)swim with the crocodiles
or
2)Dance in a tutu with the dragon?
well...welll..well..I dont speak barbs!
Crocodiles..?Dragons..?..Err
I can only see a furry(cute) little bunny wearing pink shorts with yellow flowers on them..!:D
@loco
Thats not bunny..thats a mutant crocodile doing marketing for a possible dinner!
err...
and yeah..they dont brush their teeth..
The cute furry bunny i'm talking about brushes twice everyday..and bathes innumerable times...hahahaha
@loco poco
thats a terrible mental image!
Crocs come in peace!
you make the whole croc thing sound like something from power puff girls cartoon!!
ROFL
Hilarious :D
@girish
Thanks dude!
thanks for the comment
hahaha :D
//Never date a science major!/ ROFL :D
hillarious conversations
@Rajlakshmi
That was just part of the poem,*sigh.
Pavam him!
Thank you for the comment
TOTALLY Sorcy in his element!
@sakshi
yeah..like ..totally!!!
very funny
@uncommon sense
Thanks for the comment.
:)
lol @ the Duracell and BDSM one..
and ofcourse the screwdriver really made me laugh hysterically
@chanz
a few more months and my buddy will surely get his b'day gift!
Sorcy, thanks for the good laughter you provide !!!
@subu.ps
:) my pleazure!!!
"You lift me from the sea and together we make rain.."
Beautiful line! Who is this poetess? She must be a meteorologist, not a mere science major.
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