.::CHINESE SAYING REMIXED::.

Chinese saying holds true,always, like sprite..."sab kuch clear hai". Thought I would try and put some additional gyan into some of them.

Each of the Chinese quotes are plucked directly from the source and carefully crafted into words of awesomeness unlimited, and blogged at source.

The green ones are Chinese quotes. The sentence in rgb(102, 0, 0) is carefully crafted saying thingy.

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1)Over a long distance, you learn about the strength of your horse; over a long period of time, you get to know what's in a person's heart.

Over a long distance, you learn about the strength of your network; over a long period of time, you get to know what's the cellphones battery power.

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2)Do not count your chickens before they hatch

Do not count your biscuits before you open the packet.

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3)Early bird gets the worm

Early bachelor takes out the garbage.

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4)A fall into a ditch makes you wiser

A Fall into a bitch makes you wiser

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5)A good neighbor is a found treasure

A good neighbor is a world bank

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6)keep your friends close and your enemies closer

Keep your friends close and your beer closer.

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7)Do not insult the crocodile until you’ve crossed the river

Do not insult the manager until you you've another offer letter.

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8)The first hen that cackles is the one that laid the egg.

The first man that cackles is the one that found the bug.

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9)Teachers open the door You enter by yourself.

You enter by yourself, bouncers push you out.

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10)A thorn defends the rose harming only those who would steal the blossom

A thorn defends those chicks harming only those who would feel their bottom.

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11)Beat your drum inside the house to spare the neighbors

Wear headphones while watching porn to spare the neighbors.

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12)Behind an able man there are always other able men

If there is an able man behind another able man they are gay

and happy

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13)

Better go to heaven in rags than to hell in embroidery

Better go to heaven in rags than to hell in g-string.

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14)

A clever person turns great troubles into little ones and little ones into none at all.

A clever person get's married and turns no troubles into great troubles.

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15)A dog in desperation will leap over a wall

A man in desperation will leap for a pig.

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A fall into a ditch makes you wiser.

A fall into a marriage makes you stupid

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17) A fallen lighthouse is more dangerous than a reef

A fallen lighthouse means you have an erectile dysfunction.

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18)He who asks a question is a fool for five minutes; he who does not ask a question remains a fool forever.

He who asks a question is a fool for five minutes; he who does not Google a question remains a fool forever.

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Oh!..It's alright!!You are welcome!

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