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Sorcererhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09888708436228212202noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7852679296471350175.post-55974647232026185332014-01-04T23:11:00.001+05:302014-01-04T23:11:49.314+05:30.:: ROAD TRIP - KABINI ::.<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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Sorcererhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09888708436228212202noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7852679296471350175.post-13555112343252699562013-12-17T16:36:00.000+05:302013-12-17T16:39:27.501+05:30.:: ASSUMPTIONS ::.<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<i><span style="color: #444444;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"> "Assumption is the mother of all Fuckups" -<span class="st">Travis Dane</span></span></span></span></i><br />
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Sorcererhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09888708436228212202noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7852679296471350175.post-87726245353492429192013-10-09T22:34:00.001+05:302013-10-09T22:39:55.140+05:30.::WET AND WILD ::.<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span style="color: #990000;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><a href="http://lifeinafashionskool.blogspot.com/" target="_blank">Buzzz</a>: Hey!,I am promoting this book, "The diary of a wimpy kid". You should read this.<br /><br />Sorcerer: Autobiography?<br /><br />Buzzz: Nooooo<br /><br />Sorcerer: Biography!!! ???!!! ...Like in, you actually paid someone to write about your life?<br /><br />Buzzz: :-|</span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #990000;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Harmless_Guy: Hey, Do you know any websites where you can compare cost and facts of washing machines?</span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #990000;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Sup: So watcha doing?</span></span><br />
<span style="color: #990000;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><br />Sorcerer: Err...Fixing something on the computer.</span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #990000;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><a href="http://lifeinafashionskool.blogspot.com/" target="_blank">Buzzz</a>: You know I look way too young for my age.<br /><br />Sorcerer: Sorry to hear that you accidentally snoozed your biology.<br /><br /><a href="http://lifeinafashionskool.blogspot.com/" target="_blank">Buzzz</a>: Ahem.<br /><br />Sorcerer: Yeah..Oh..Thats Legendary, I have heard legends on it.<br /><br />Buzz: So this..happened at one time. Me and my friends were walking around in the mall. There was this promotion happening for <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiCyRyTM386mUT_x2yo5TcCazaVUkTYHUV0yq8fgxhDoMOEVaeQuvCbGJh5jNyB8IICQVfiW9hw3FWOEVV-CYn75eKQPbaf3TFGjWH76-Ad7wVag7YrQaELVYU9vZI5WOl66MbSugEyuMVd/s1600/junior_horlicks.jpg" target="_blank">JUNIOR HORLICKS</a>.<br />One of the woman comes in, pointed at me and ask my friend, would you </span></span><span style="color: #990000;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="color: #990000;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">like your</span></span> daughter to participate in the JUNIOR HORLICKS Quiz Competition?<br /><span style="color: #444444;"><i>*sigh</i></span><br /><br /><br />Sorcerer:Did you tell them that, you used to spent hours at the Fountain of Youth at NIFT and this is one of the side effects?<br /><br />Buzzz:No. I told them that I can't promote their product, cuz I am promoting <a href="http://netbiz.in/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/Pond_Agemiracle.jpg" target="_blank">PONDS AGE MIRACLE</a>.</span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #0c343d;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><b>Let's Not Lose <span style="font-size: small;">H</span>ope <span style="font-size: small;">O</span>n <span style="font-size: small;">O</span>urselves.</b></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #0c343d;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><b>Le<span style="font-size: small;">t Us Believe <span style="font-size: small;">In <span style="font-size: small;">The Power, That <span style="font-size: small;">Is "Us" To Keep Our Motherland Safe.</span></span></span></span></b></span></span></span><span style="color: #990000;"><b><br /></b></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="color: #990000;">Through
this blog post, I want to reflect on certain aspect of society.
Through all the actions that has been happening over the past week all over<span style="font-size: small;"> our</span> nation, we are tying to find a very solid and valid solution at grass root
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<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="color: #990000;">We
are all part of this society and it is us who are in a way
responsible for such heinous crimes against woman in the society.</span></span></span><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="color: #990000;"><span style="color: #444444;"><i>[A<span style="font-size: small;">awwwww.... You <span style="font-size: small;">have the option to hit Alt+F4 on your keyboard , anytime you like.]</span></span></i></span> </span></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="color: #990000;">We
have formulated a system in the society, <span style="font-size: small;">we</span> ourselves, where we have
different set of rules for boys and girls, man/woman. The very basic system
is</span></span></span> <span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="color: #990000;">divided.</span></span></span><br />
<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="color: #990000;">Boys
are given more privileges, better education, freedom. They are taught
everything to survive in this world<span style="font-size: small;"> <span style="font-size: small;">. On the <span style="font-size: small;">contrary,</span></span></span> girls are trained to live depending
on a male. <span style="font-size: small;">Girls are taught too but s<span style="font-size: small;">o</span>meho<span style="font-size: small;">w <span style="font-size: small;">a differ<span style="font-size: small;">ent set of rules apply to them.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span><br />
<span style="color: #444444;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><i>[<span style="font-size: small;">Noo..I am sorry. I k<span style="font-size: small;">now it<span style="font-size: small;">'s not like that, but for the sake <span style="font-size: small;">of my argument, le<span style="font-size: small;">t me</span> <span style="font-size: small;">say that</span></span></span></span></span></i></span></span></span><i><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;">. ]</span></span></i><br />
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<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="color: #990000;">Mostly
all homes have a different set of rules for males and females. Every
rule that is set for a male is more superior than the privileges
enjoyed by a female.</span></span></span><br />
<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="color: #990000;">Somehow rules for girls begin with "<span style="font-size: small;">DON'T</span>' like: DON<span style="font-size: small;">'</span>T do this, </span></span></span><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="color: #990000;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="color: #990000;">DON'T</span></span></span> do that, </span></span></span><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="color: #990000;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="color: #990000;">DON'T</span></span></span> laugh loud, </span></span></span><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="color: #990000;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="color: #990000;">DON'T</span></span></span> wear that<span style="font-size: small;"> etc.etc.</span></span></span></span><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="color: #990000;"><br /></span></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="color: #990000;">Won't such rules make a woman feel less
confident about herself? Won't this make her fail to stand up for herself? </span></span></span><br />
<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="color: #990000;">Are we
in a way, taking away her confidence<span style="font-size: small;"> thereby</span> making the females of our society, easy pray for all assaults
mental <span style="font-size: small;">,</span>physical/ <span style="font-size: small;">e</span>ve teasing etc.? </span></span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #444444;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><i>[<span style="font-size: small;"> <span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;">"</span>Hey!!! Woman is not a horse<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;">. Alryt? Stop<span style="font-size: small;"> comparing <span style="font-size: small;">woman with a <span style="font-size: small;">horse</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></i></span></span></span><i>"</i><i><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;">.<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Ok<span style="font-size: small;">kkkkk..</span>S<span style="font-size: small;">ure thing<span style="font-size: small;">. It's just symbolic.</span></span></span>]</span></span></i><br />
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<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="color: #990000;">I
believe that these rules <span style="font-size: small;">fixated</span> by the society creates a <span style="font-size: small;">divide <span style="font-size: small;">in the mindset <span style="font-size: small;">of males and fe<span style="font-size: small;">males. This <span style="font-size: small;">mindset </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="color: #990000;">automatically over
ride the respect that is due towards a woman. We can only clean this
system , if we shatter this kind of differentiation.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="color: #990000;">By
asking questions like "Why is she wearing that?" or " What was she
doing at that time of the night?" or "Why was she walking alone?" etc. when an<span style="font-size: small;"> </span>ass<span style="font-size: small;">aul<span style="font-size: small;">t <span style="font-size: small;">happens on a </span> woman</span></span> and criticizing everything a woman does, we are In a way
siding with such SOCIAL TERRORISTS. We are giving these SOCIAL <span style="font-size: small;">TERRORISTS</span>, a reason to get away an<span style="font-size: small;">d get aw<span style="font-size: small;">ay</span></span> without feeling<span style="font-size: small;"> any kind of <span style="font-size: small;">guilt</span></span>. </span></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="color: #990000;">Are <span style="font-size: small;">w</span>e social beings grooming up boys/males to have a mindset which
thinks that the Girl<span style="font-size: small;">s/Woman </span>are inferior<span style="font-size: small;">?</span> We are ourselves creating a society
where the males are aggressive<span style="font-size: small;"> and priv<span style="font-size: small;">ileged. </span></span></span></span></span><br />
<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="color: #990000;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;">We have a society <span style="font-size: small;">which</span> feels that, <span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;">woman</span> should be <span style="font-size: small;">"Prote<span style="font-size: small;">cted" no<span style="font-size: small;">t<span style="font-size: small;"> "Respected"</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="color: #990000;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"> <span style="color: black;"><span style="font-size: small;">. </span></span>In some cases zil<span style="font-size: small;">ch on Protected<span style="font-size: small;"> and Respected</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="color: #990000;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;">.</span></span> </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span><span style="color: #990000;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">A woman can take <span style="font-size: small;">good care of herself, if <span style="font-size: small;">the society <span style="font-size: small;">gr<span style="font-size: small;">ooms her equal. </span></span></span></span></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="color: #990000;">Please, let us NOT close our eyes to this divide. </span></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="color: #990000;">Let's start c<span style="font-size: small;">leaning up th<span style="font-size: small;">is divide </span></span>from our own homes<span style="font-size: small;"> and personal spaces.</span></span></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="color: #990000;">The
society has to root out this phrase "YOU ARE A GIRL/WOMAN". Once we
Kick that phrase out of our DAILY VOCABULARY at
home/office/everywhere around us<span style="font-size: small;">, </span>we will attai<span style="font-size: small;">n</span> a better perspec<span style="font-size: small;">tive</span> so, will the
society as a whole.</span></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="color: #990000;">Our
nation, Hindusthan, has a heritage and this heritage has always
respected woman and given her the highest status symbol in the society.
Somewhere this idiolism shattered.</span></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="color: #990000;">In my personal opinion changing the
word 'RAPE' to 'SEXUAL ASSAULT' won't assure woman her saftey nor the n<span style="font-size: small;">ew set of rules and fra<span style="font-size: small;">m<span style="font-size: small;">eworks</span></span></span>. </span></span></span><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="color: #990000;">We
can't expect the Policy Makers to do everything/<span style="font-size: small;">anything</span> for us.<span style="font-size: small;"> We have to understand that <span style="font-size: small;">w</span></span>e already have
enough Commissions and Judicial framework to nail any/all such assaults. What we can
demand from them is provision to Fast Track the trials and '<span style="font-size: small;">Definitive</span> Punishment' of highest order<i><span style="font-size: small;"> (Inclu<span style="font-size: small;">ding Death Penalty)</span></span></i> in
case of any assault on any woman<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;">. We should also<span style="font-size: small;"> </span></span>set in place <span style="font-size: small;">a</span></span> system for strongest law enforc<span style="font-size: small;">ement and routine appraisal of the implement<span style="font-size: small;">ed system wit<span style="font-size: small;">h random fail safe checks .</span></span></span></span></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="color: #990000;">We gotta do 'things right' here not the 'right things'.</span></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="color: #990000;">We
are the Government<span style="font-size: small;">, s</span>o let<span style="font-size: small;"> us</span> think about it from our side. Let us do our
part to empower women at our homes. This means a society that is
conductive to rights of woman, a society that respects woman as an
indvidual.</span></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="color: #990000;">Let's
promise ourselves to do the things right. Let us be
sensible. Let us start from us. Let us do everything that<span style="font-size: small;"> is</span> right for <span style="font-size: small;">our Motherland.</span></span></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="color: #990000;">Let's pray for that woman who has survived that brutal assul<span style="font-size: small;">t, <span style="font-size: small;">and<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"> <span style="font-size: small;">is staying strong.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span><br />
<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="color: #990000;">Let's keep our country safe, for us all.</span></span></span><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: #073763;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; line-height: 18px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-weight: normal;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; line-height: 18px;">Tum chalo, to Hindustan chale Hindustan chale<span style="font-size: large;">!!</span> </span></span></span></span></span></span></b></div>
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<span style="color: #073763;"><i><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-weight: normal;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;"> Falak pakad ke utho, aur hawa pakad ke chalo,<br /><br />Tum chalo to hindustan chale<br />Tum chalo to hindustan chale<br /><br />Lagao haath ke suraj subah nikala karein<br />Hatheliyon bhare dhoop aur uchhala karein<br /><br />Lagao haath ke suraj subah nikala karein<br />Hatheliyon bhare dhoop aur uchhala karein<br /><br />Ufaq pe paav rakho, aur chalo akad ke chalo<br />Ufaq pe paav rakho, aur chalo akad ke chalo<br /><br />Falak pakad ke utho aur hawa pakad ke chalo, <br />Falak pakad ke utho aur hawa pakad ke chalo, <br /><br />Tum chalo, to hindustan chale Hindustan chale... Chalo!</span></span></b></span></b></span></span></i></span><br />
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<i><span style="font-size: xx-small;"><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;">Medium: Oil on Canvas</span></span></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-size: xx-small;"><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 18px;">Dimension: 45 X 70 Centimeters</span></span></span></i></div>
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<a href="http://www.evilsfury.blogspot.in/2011/10/oil-painting-lady-in-car.html" target="_blank"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="color: #cc0000;"><span style="color: #990000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-weight: normal;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">Lady in Car</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></a><br />
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<span style="color: orange;">xtra</span>-<span style="color: red;">badhiya</span>, <span style="color: magenta;">xtra</span> <span style="color: cyan;">special</span> <span style="color: #783f04;">ekdum</span> <span style="color: #0b5394;">mast</span><span style="color: #f1c232;"> n</span> <span style="color: #8e7cc3;">dhinchak</span>,</span></h2>
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<span style="color: #6fa8dc;">bole</span> <span style="color: #674ea7;">to</span> <span style="color: #444444;">ekdum</span> <span style="color: red;">A</span><span style="color: orange;">W</span><span style="color: lime;">E</span><span style="color: cyan;">S<span style="color: blue;">O</span></span><span style="color: purple;">M</span><span style="color: magenta;">M</span><span style="color: #073763;">M</span><span style="color: #274e13;">E</span><span style="color: #8e7cc3;">E</span> </span></h2>
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Sorcererhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09888708436228212202noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7852679296471350175.post-39989944759470619732012-11-02T14:01:00.001+05:302012-11-02T14:06:47.944+05:30.:: CONVERSATIONS ::.<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span style="color: #990000;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br /></span></span></span><span style="color: #990000;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Clueless_Chick: This is where I wish I could rub a magic lamp and the gin come out.</span></span></span><br />
<span style="color: #990000;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Sorcerer: I have a magic lamp ;) !!</span></span></span><br />
<span style="color: #990000;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Clueless_Chick: I said gin not genes.</span></span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #990000;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Clueless_Chick: That was awesome.</span></span></span><br />
<span style="color: #990000;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Sorcerer: aha!</span></span></span><br />
<span style="color: #990000;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Clueless_Chick :Mindblowing.</span></span></span><br />
<span style="color: #990000;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Sorcerer:No I wouldn't mind at all.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #990000;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Recently, I was talking to a friend of mine over the phone and the following conversation happened. During this conversation we had an issue with our perceptions. I had to try hard not to laugh out loud while I was on the phone with her.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #990000;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br /><br />Sorcerer: Hey! you sound breathless.Y<span style="font-size: small;">ou <span style="font-size: small;">alright</span>?</span></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #990000;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"> </span><br />Doc_Chick: I was playing with my Weenie in the garden, the phone starts ringing and I had to rush inside to pick your call.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #990000;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />Sorcerer: WHAT? You were playing with WHAT?<span style="color: #666666;"><i> [Trying hard to suppress a laugh]</i></span><br /> </span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #990000;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Doc_Chick: Yeah,It's Weenie, I meant It's my pet and I call it Weenie. I was just trying to relax a lil bit.<br /> </span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #990000;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Sorcerer: Sure.It's one way to 'Relax'. Yeah..Hmmm..Right. But..<br /> </span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #990000;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Doc_Chick: Do you have a pet like this? My Weenie is so adorable and playful?<br /> </span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #990000;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Sorcerer: Yeah I do..I mean..errr.you can call it a pet.<br /> </span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #990000;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Doc_Chick: What do you call it?<br /> </span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #990000;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Sorcerer: It's known by many synonyms, permutations and combinations of it.<br /> </span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #990000;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Doc_Chick: Don't tell me you too call your pet Weenie..<br /> </span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #990000;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Sorcerer: Errrr..At times, yes. <br /> </span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #990000;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Doc_Chick: What kind of a breed is it?<br /> </span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #990000;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Sorcerer: Aaaha..Desi Variety.<br /> </span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #990000;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Doc_Chick: Is it a big one?<br /> </span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #990000;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Sorcerer: Oh..I don't do that..I don't compare.<span style="color: #666666;"><i> [Trying to be diplomatic and caring not to break the spell of perception.]</i></span></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #990000;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="color: #666666;"><i> </i></span><br />Doc_Chick: I am training it to do tricks.<br /> </span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #990000;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Sorcerer: Oh..Ohkay..<br /> </span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #990000;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Doc_Chick: Does your pet do any trick?<br /> </span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #990000;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Sorcerer: Well, It can stand on a ball.<br /> </span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #990000;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Doc_Chick: Really? How did you train it?<br /> </span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #990000;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Sorcerer: Hmmmm...I didn't it's a natural talent; kinda like it's default setting.<br /> </span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #990000;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Doc_Chick: It's so nice to see it wagging it's tail all happy.<br /> </span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #990000;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Sorcerer: Aha!..Okay. Can I ask you something..Why ..Why did you name it Weenie?<br /> </span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #990000;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Doc_Chick: Oh. When I got this pet, it was sooo tiny...like Teenie weenie..I liked the sound of the word 'Weenie'.<br /> </span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #990000;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Sorcerer: Yes, Why wouldn't y<span style="font-size: small;">ou !</span><br /> </span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #990000;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Doc_Chick: It has a ring to Winnie-the-Pooh.<br /> </span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #990000;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Sorcerer: Glad to know<span style="font-size: small;">.<span style="font-size: small;"> I</span></span>t all makes sense now.<br /> </span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #990000;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Doc_Chick: What?<br /> </span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #990000;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Sorcerer: Naa..its a<span style="font-size: small;"> guy</span> thing.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #990000;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="color: #666666;"><i> [Hope she got the drift. I lovee English.This language has James Bond Mode with stealth meanings.]</i></span><br /> </span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #990000;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Doc_Chick: Okay.That means its something with Low IQ.<br /> </span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #990000;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Sorcerer:Hmm..You can say that.<br /> </span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #990000;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Doc_Chick: So...tell me whats up?</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #990000;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />Sorcerer:<span style="color: #444444;"><i> *sigh</i></span></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #990000;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Sorcerer: Wait I know what it is called..It's called Jockey!</span></span><br />
<span style="color: #990000;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Smartass: Seriously?It's something to do with archery.</span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #990000;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Nav:<span style="color: #444444;"><i> [Reading the Notice Board]</i></span>"Dont make loud noise." ."Drive Slowly". "Don't honk horns". Don't don't don't......</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: small;"><br style="color: #0c343d;" /><span style="color: #0c343d;">Aneesh: Good Morning People!!! </span><br style="color: #0c343d;" /><br style="color: #0c343d;" /><span style="color: #0c343d;">Praveen:Good Morning..Is it your birthday?</span><br style="color: #0c343d;" /><span style="color: #0c343d;">Aneesh:No</span><br style="color: #0c343d;" /><br style="color: #0c343d;" /><span style="color: #0c343d;">CoderChick:You peed in your pants?</span><br style="color: #0c343d;" /><span style="color: #0c343d;">Aneesh:Cheee..No</span><br style="color: #0c343d;" /><br style="color: #0c343d;" /><span style="color: #0c343d;">HarmlessGuy:Aha!! Your periods are back.</span><br style="color: #0c343d;" /><span style="color: #0c343d;">Aneesh:Huh!.</span><br /><br />The 3 other females in the lab giggled, hearing this conversation. They raised their head from behind the computer screen, looked at each other, and then hid behind the monitors...just like the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meerkat" target="_blank">meerkats</a>.<br /><br />"There is this, .......awesome ........thing, NOW in the office-lounge" Aneesh said that with a gentle smile that of Buddha and pointed towards the lab door.<br />"And..she gave me a ride...."<br />Before he could complete, we guys, including the Coder_chick was rushing towards and through the door.<br />"in the elevator"- He must have completed that sentence, staring at one of the Blue Screen of Death in an almost empty lab.<br /><b>..</b></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="color: #0c343d;"> </span><br />We encouraged him to commit </span><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seppuku" target="_blank"><span class="st">Seppuku</span></a><span style="font-size: small;">.<br /><i style="color: #444444;"><br />[Note: This theory will work only on girls with brains below the neck. Effective with Doooomb girls and natural blonds and EMO chicks. These brains can be enlarged by artificial means.] </i></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;"><br /><span style="color: #0c343d;">Praveen: See..she is an open book..She is so simple.so..that means...</span><br style="color: #0c343d;" /><span style="color: #0c343d;">Harmless_Guy: Like spread the book on a table and read..Right?</span><br style="color: #0c343d;" /><span style="color: #0c343d;">Coder_Chick: Haaaa.Seriously, not all guys are into that. </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="color: #0c343d;">Harmless_Guy:<i style="color: #444444;"> *chuckle</i></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="color: #0c343d;"></span></span><span style="font-size: small;"><b>..<br />..</b><br />Guys began stalking her in the office space. Their eyes followed her everywhere and anywhere. She got ambushed near the water-hole, the printer, the copier machine. One smart guy even started cleaning up his cluttered desk to attract her. </span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;">On that awesome day, Harmless_Guy and Aneesh were returning to the office after having a cup of tea. On the way back , the conversation was about the HOT_Chick .They were sharing the INTEL on her.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;">As they reached near the stairs, they saw HOT_Chick coming down the stairs. She was dressed in a golden colored dress.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;">Suddenly the Harmless_Guy, climbs a few steps...goes down on his knees..raises both his hands in the air, gave her a tranquil gaze and asked the HOT_Chick: "Is this the stairway to heaven..cuz I see an angel coming down!!!"</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;">HOT_Chick, was speechless. May be she didn't know how to react. She started laughing hysterically. </span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;">Well...Well...Well.. That worked.<br /> </span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;">They were spotted having coffee together and sharing park benches in and around Bangalore, Kormanagala to be precise. </span></div>
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Sorcererhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09888708436228212202noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7852679296471350175.post-11578304622783795982012-07-06T23:46:00.006+05:302012-07-06T23:46:32.275+05:30.::IQ::.<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<i style="color: #444444;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">"IQ doesn't necessarily mean a queue in front of an iPhone Store " -Sorcerer on IQ.</span></i><br style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;" /><br style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;" /><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">As you must have guessed, this blog post is about<strike> U.F.O</strike> "Intelligence". </span></div>
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<br style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;" /><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">In
technical terms "Intelligence has been defined in many different ways,
including the abilities, but not limited to, Google it, use askme, use
Bing <i><span style="color: #444444;">[hahaha *snort *snort</span>]</i>, ending up as .3gp or .jpg extension, doing<strike> awesome stupid intelligent</strike> gooey things , asking on face-book, reasoning drunk, mooning, having emotional knowledge like finding <strike>g-spot</strike> <strike>hot spot spot</strike> dimly lit spot ,pinky swearing, castrating oneself, and creating chaos.</span><br style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;" /><br style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;" /><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Artificial intelligence is the simulation of intelligence in humans using text books.</span><br style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;" /><br style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;" /><u><span style="color: #134f5c; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">The Beginning of Intelligence</span></u><br style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;" /><br style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;" /><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Scientists has <strike>fcuked around with lab rats</strike> researched enough to confirm that Intelligence is a Sexually Transmitted abnormality.</span></div>
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<br style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;" /><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Scientists
who go down on their knees wearing khakis to make a profession out of
it , has dug out enough evidence that, prehistoric men rock with
intelligence<i style="color: #444444;">.[literally].</i> Prehistoric men made intelligent tools using rocks like SFI and DYFI kuttikal<i style="color: #444444;"> [Students]</i> in Kerala. </span><br style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;" /><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Cave
woman were intelligent too, they invented the "Nut Cracker" and Fur
Fashion. Kim kardashin still has a bit more to evolve on those lines.</span><br style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;" /><br style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;" /><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">During
the ice age a few hardcore feminists who were comfortable with fur were
able to survive the ice age with a few hairy dudes. Since INTERNET, a
contraceptive device was not invented till 1960's these survivors
repopulated the planet with intelligent life.</span><br style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;" /><br style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;" /><u><span style="color: #134f5c; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Invention of IQ.</span></u><br style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;" /><br style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;" /><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">IQ
tests are tests conducted to categorize humans other than by religion,
color of skin, belief, sexual orientation etc. IQ test scores are like
Push-Up Bra for your Intelligence. IQ test is one way to show your
Intelligence <strike>Cleavage</strike> Curve for the world to see.</span><br style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;" /><br style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;" /><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Before
the invention of IQ, people who wore thick glasses, who use UNIX/Linux ,
virgins, who speaketh physics, etc were considered to be intelligent.
They were lovingly called Geeks. When serial rapists started
impersonating Geeks, scientists/geeks world over invented their own type
of tests to protect their identity. Hence IQ test was born our of an
Intellectual Gang bang.</span><br style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;" /><br style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;" /><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">IQ scores are used as<strike> predictors of </strike>predators
of educational achievement, special needs, job performance and income.
There are many different kinds of IQ tests using a wide variety of test
tasks. Some tests consist of a single type of task, others rely on a
broad collection of tasks with different contents (visual-spatial,
verbal, numerical) and asking for different cognitive processes (e.g.,
reasoning, memory, rapid decisions, visual comparisons, spatial imagery,
reading, and retrieval of general knowledge). </span><br style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;" /><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Modern On line-IQ tests are made Blond-Friendly by including "LOL" as an option in the choice of answers.</span><br style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;" /><br style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;" /><u><span style="color: #134f5c; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Fact about Intelligence.</span></u><br style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;" /><br style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;" /><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">It
has long been debated that a person's IQ remains fairly stable from
very early in life.So....... In your Face kiddos/non Kiddos who drink
Bournvit@ and Horl!cs. Many psychologists believe that, a 6 inch
intelligence on IQ Scale is enough to satisfy a whole lot of human
requirement; it's all about how the intelligence is used.</span><br style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;" /><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">But like enlargement pills, scientists, and 9 out of 10 dentists say on television that Intelligence can be increased <strike>by silicon implants</strike> by as much as 20% or more with proper diet, lifestyle, mental exercises and more<i style="color: #444444;">.[As
you have noticed, the "more" is the keyword, the rest is to make you
keep reading till the "more". This is sure sign of intelligence]</i></span><i style="color: #444444;"><br style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;" /></i><br style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;" /><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Whether IQ tests are an accurate measure of intelligence is debated, but so far, it can get you across the border legally.</span><br style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;" /><br style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;" /><u><span style="color: #134f5c; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">The Brain Drain</span></u></div>
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<br style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;" /><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Has IQ has any Gender Bias? This has been a question that has been haunting many scientists world over.</span><br style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;" /><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Brain
drain is one reason why certain females outsmart men. Men have enough
blood to run only one head at any given point of time. Scientifically ,
Men have proved that every 52 seconds men think about woman. Hence, it
is natural for a woman to look intelligent every 52 second and
unintelligent for only a few days every month.</span><br style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;" /><br style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;" /><br style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;" /><u style="color: #134f5c;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Types of Intelligence</span></u><br style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;" /><br style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;" /><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Psychologists have long regarded intelligence as coming in two flavors: Crystallized intelligence and Fluid intelligence. </span><br style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;" /><br style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;" /><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Crystallized
Intelligence:It is the FROZEN state of intelligence. They say its
called the how-to knowledge.This is the kind of intelligence that you
can rely on to come up with awesome pickup lines when you are stuck
inside an elevator with a fuming hot chick.</span><br style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;" /><br style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;" /><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Examples:</span></div>
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<li><span style="color: #38761d; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Hey baby!!You overwhelm my Base Station.</span></li>
<li><span style="color: #38761d; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">By looking at you I can tell you’re 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.</span></li>
<li><span style="color: #38761d; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">If I was sin^2 and you were cos^2 together we would be 1.</span></li>
<li><span style="color: #38761d; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">I less than three you..(i < 3 you).</span></li>
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<br style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;" /><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Fluid
intelligence is the broad ability to reason with a cop when caught
driving drunk and solve problems using unfamiliar information or novel
procedures like fixing Hoover Dam leak with a Chewing Gum.</span></div>
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Intelligence has long been known to peak in early adulthood, around
college age, and then to decline gradually. Fluid intelligence is also
called as "Libido" in layman terms.Fluid Intelligence can never be
trained or revived using <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ginkgo" target="_blank">Ginkgo</a> Viagra. </span><br style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;" /><br style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;" /><u><span style="color: #134f5c; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Identifying Intelligence.</span></u><br style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;" /><br style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;" /><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">After
years of research scientist were able to isolate the Jeans that makes
you intelligent which helps you achieve a good job/promotion.</span></div>
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characteristics at a very younger age; like trying to burn window
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<br style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;" /><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Spontaneity - It is the ability to act totally random, bringing themselves closer to self castrating. </span><br style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;" /><br style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;" /><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Creativity
- Asking your friend to record the video of you Ski Jump off the roof
into a swimming pool in a Micky mouse costume, and landing short of the
pool.</span><br style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;" /><br style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;" /><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Intuition - Ability to disregard commonsense and ending up in FUBAR.</span><br style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;" /><br style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;" /><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Analysis - Ability to get lost in details and run around in circles.</span><br style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;" /><br style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;" /><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Generalizing - An urge to simplify things as "Woman"/"Blond"/"Harry Potter"</span><br style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;" /><br style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;" /><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Language skill - Ability to swear in many languages.</span><br style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;" /><br style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;" /><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Quantitative Reasoning (Gq)- The ability to comprehend vital stats of a female.</span><br style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;" /><br style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;" /><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Visual
Processing (Gv): It is the ability to perceive, analyze, synthesize,
and think with visual patterns; mainly exhibited by teenagers behind
closed doors.</span><br style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;" /><br style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;" /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #990000; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #ccaf00; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-weight: normal;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">____________________</span></span></b></span><br style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;" /><br style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;" /><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">From cavemen Era to the Homer Simpson Era of today, human intelligence has evolved enough to bring an abrupt halt to evolution.</span><br style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;" /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">__________________________+</span></span></b></span></div>
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A Kiddo bird (Birddo?) of Indian <a href="http://www.en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Myna">Myna</a> found sitting on a railing ,near <a href="http://www.cafecoffeeday.com/">Cafe Coffee Day</a>- Kowdiar, Thiruvananthapuram.</div>
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</div>Sorcererhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09888708436228212202noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7852679296471350175.post-47465228550747170342012-04-12T14:09:00.003+05:302012-04-12T14:32:37.821+05:30.::DRIVING A CAR ::.<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: justify;"><span style="color: #990000;">This is purely educational/Motivational post and is not biased towards any gender/make/model/creed/whatever. </span><br />
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<span style="color: #990000;">Having seen so many pictures/ Youtube video on 'Woman Drivers'<i style="color: #444444;"><span style="color: #444444;"> [</span>and finding it very hilarious],</i> I felt bad, so bad. You know, having that nagging twight feeling inside somewhere; <i style="color: #444444;">[No!! Not that feeling where , you feel that your underwear is too tight]</i> a section of the society <i style="color: #444444;">[The Women] </i>is being made fun of, because she doesn't know how to drive.</span></div><div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: justify;"><br />
<span style="color: #990000;">I was thinking, every one is making fun of women and their driving..and What AM I DOOOOOING? Seriously, I felt I should do my part.</span><br />
<span style="color: #990000;">Contrary to the sarcasm found in the above statement: This article is a veeery humble attempt to educate the WOMAN Kind about the fine art of driving.</span><br />
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<span style="color: #990000;">OKay..Now that the confession is done; let me try and make this a proper certified article on <b style="color: #38761d;">"How to Drive for <strike>Dummies </strike>Woman".</b></span><br />
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<span style="color: #990000;">Are you a woman, who runs behind college bus/ Office bus or cab every day <i style="color: #444444;">[Almost!!]</i> in-order to get to your destination/ Pyramid like building<i style="color: #444444;"> [Work Site</i><i style="color: #444444;">]</i>? </span><br />
<span style="color: #990000;">Are you a woman, who has to 'pretend' 'NOT' having a headache, so that Your Certified MCP <i style="color: #444444;">[Male Chauvinist Pig] </i>can be 'tricked' to drive you to the mall next day? </span><br />
<span style="color: #990000;">Are you a woman, who will 'Like totaallyeeeee mow down that guy with a car', who offered you an extra chair to sit?</span><br />
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<span style="color: #990000;">Well, What ever. You learned the hard way that World Aint Fair ; Magic Carpet exists only in Aboo Stories..Another Shocker for you: The 'Back seat driver' position you enjoyed is replaced with electronic Gadgets like GPS, RADAR and <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Collision_avoidance_system">CAS</a>.</span><br />
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<span style="color: #990000;">I take that, the closest you have come in driving is, driving the 'SHOPPING CART' and that you have clocked many a Kilometers in the Mall on your shopping cart. I know many of you have clocked enough miles with your shopping cart which is equivalent to circumnavigating earth at least 4 times.</span><br />
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<span style="color: #990000;">Good news is that, driving a CAR is much simpler. Simpler than driving a shopping cart and racing from aisle to aisle without incident.</span><br />
<span style="color: #990000;">This article will equip you with comprehensive information for <strike>aiming your car </strike> driving your car.</span><br />
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<div style="color: #0b5394;"><b>1. First Step- The Beginning.</b></div><br />
<span style="color: #990000;">The first step in learning is keeping your mind totally vacant. I understand that it already is!</span><br />
<span style="color: #990000;">You have to understand what a CAR is. Well ! being a woman, you have this uncontrollable urge to give a name to anything that you sooooo like. If you feel 'odd' and feel a 'distance' calling your CAR as a CAR then feel free to pick a name for your car; and please, keep it to yourself.</span><br />
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<span style="color: #990000;">Okay..Okay. What we men do?</span><br />
<span style="color: #990000;">I will let you on this secret.Alright? </span><br />
<span style="color: #990000;">We men call the Car 'She'/'Her'. There is a solid technical explanation for this.Read on.</span><br />
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<span style="color: #990000;">Oh yeah, you can take in your teddy bear and keep it in front of the instrument cluster of your car. This will make you feel more at <strike>home</strike> car! You don't need to watch the speedometer unless you are a male.</span><br />
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<span style="color: #990000;">In the coming sections we will learn what an automobile is and the major parts of a car.</span><br />
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<div style="color: #274e13;"><b>1.2 How to Get In.</b></div><div style="color: #274e13;"></div><span style="color: #990000;">In order to get inside the car, you need keys, which is probably with your MCP a.k.a Boy Friend. In order to get the keys, you would have to wear skimpy clothes and vacuum the floor in front of the Television while he is watching Chelsea Vs Manchester United. He will give you the keys, if you let him watch the football match in peace.This is called "Attack By Stratagem" in the book "Art of War"</span><br />
<span style="color: #990000;">Try out the 'Puppy Eyes' technique first. For us guys, it's hilarious.Alright?</span><br />
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<span style="color: #990000;">Now that you have the Car keys, <strike>lose it in your hand bag</strike> keep it safe in your handbag. Update your FACEBOOK Status and tweet about it on your Twitter.</span><br />
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<div style="color: purple;"><i>For Example:</i></div><ul style="color: purple;"><li><i>"Me going VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM"</i></li>
<li><i> "Freedom" </i></li>
<li><i> "Can somebody tell me where I can get a PINK colored Car tire? </i></li>
<li><i> Got the Kar Ma."</i></li>
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<span style="color: #990000;">Stand near your car. Look at your reflection on the window glass of the car, take out your makeup kit and make yourself more pretty . Having done that, fumble in your handbag for the car keys and mumble something, while you are at it. If you can use one hand to operate your mobile phone and other hand to fumble in your bag, you can update your <span style="color: blue;">face book</span> and tweet about your Car keys.</span><br />
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<div style="color: purple;">For Example: </div><ul style="color: purple;"><li style="color: purple;">"I Lost it"</li>
<li style="color: purple;"> "Just can't get my finger on it" </li>
<li style="color: purple;"> "Oooohhh Gwaaaad!!! My fingers are turning numb "</li>
<li> "Cant it be any bigger?"</li>
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<span style="color: #990000;">Congratulations, you found your car keys, just when the friendly neighbor was suggesting you to call Sherlock Holmes from Baker Street.</span><br />
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<span style="color: #990000;">Wow!! spank yourself on your back. Feel proud, you have just passed the toughest , grueling, cruel phase of driving. After you have done <strike>squealing,squeaking,</strike> squealking in excitement, just look at the car keys and say .."Whose your mommy now!!!" Shake every body part that is shakeable and do a victory dance.</span><br />
<span style="color: #990000;">Why?</span><br />
<span style="color: #990000;">It's a psychology thing to show whose the boss and the dance will help you loosen things up.</span><br />
<span style="color: #990000;">Alright..Now.lets get into the heart of the matter.</span><br />
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<span style="color: #990000;">Use the car keys to unlock the door at the driver side.</span><br />
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<span style="color: #990000;">The first thing that you gonna experience is the SUPER HOT air from inside the car with the amazing masculine smell of the car hitting your face<i style="color: #444444;">.[ Possibly a combination of B.O+ Cheap Airfreshner + smell of beer+ Cigarette]</i>. Just hold tight to the door.Alright? You are just about to take over a man's world , paint it pink , plant beads and pearls.</span><br />
<div style="color: #444444;"><i>*sigh</i></div><br />
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<b>2. The Anatomy- Important parts of the car.</b></div><br />
<span style="color: #990000;">The first thing you will notice about the car is that it has lots of mirrors. That's one thing that's gonna make you feel at home. About the seats: A car has 3 major category of seats normally. </span><br />
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<span style="color: #990000;">1)Drivers Seat</span><br />
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<span style="color: #990000;">2)Navigator Seat</span><br />
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<span style="color: #990000;">3)<strike>Bed Seat</strike> Back Seat</span><br />
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<span style="color: #990000;">Now you must be sitting in the driver's seat <i style="color: #444444;"><span style="color: #444444;">[</span>Seat with steering wheel in front of it]</i>. You know the drill. Yes! Take out your mobile and snap a picture of you in the car, at an odd angle. Post it on FB and update your status message.</span><br />
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<span style="color: #990000;">That round thing in front is called the Steering wheel. You turn it either way, the car turns<i style="color: #444444;">.[When the car is in motion].</i></span><br />
<span style="color: #990000;">The weird looking , sprouted and aroused phallic like thing inside the middle of the car is the 'Shifter' or 'Gear' in layman's terms. Be nice to it.Alright?</span><br />
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<span style="color: #990000;">If you look near your feet, you can see that there are 3 pedals to step on. You must have guessed the use of 2 of them. 1 pedal is for 'GO' and other pedal must be for 'Don't Go'. </span><br />
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<span style="color: #990000;">Okay.So here is a trick question. what is the First Pedal on the Left?</span><br />
<span style="color: #990000;">Nope. Its not 'Don't Go to LEFT ' pedal. But..smart guess though. Hmmm...Not bad, you are really creative!</span><br />
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<span style="color: #990000;">It's called as a clutch pedal. You need it to change the shifter and save yourself from having too many appointments with your dentist. <i style="color: #444444;">[ Go figure! ]</i></span><br />
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<span style="color: #990000;">Congrats again! You learned the basics. Now you are all powerful to mow down the world. </span><br />
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<span style="color: #990000;">Now some other important anatomy of the car.</span><br />
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</b></div><span style="color: #990000;"><b style="color: #274e13;">Cup Holder</b><span style="color: #274e13;">:</span> Its a hole somewhere which a Product Designer thought would be appropriate for her/his length of limbs. Keep looking around, the cockpit.<i style="color: #444444;">[Cockpit? Yeah..thats what they call the whole driver side of the island inside the car.Why? You don't want me to tell it to you. Do ya?]. </i></span><br />
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<div style="color: #660000;"><i>Use: This feature is used to store, rubber bands, paper clips, tooth picks, various contraceptives <span style="color: #444444;">[If you are not a communist in birth control].</span>etc, pretty much anything</i><i>, that fits into it,</i><i> other than the cup. Consider this as a vestigial organ of the car.</i></div><br />
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</div><span style="color: #990000;"><b><span style="color: #274e13;">Rear View Mirror:</span></b> Contrary to the name, this mirror is used to see your face, not your butt/rear. Adjust the mirror in such a way that you can see your face from almost all the angles. </span><br />
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<div style="color: #660000;"><i>Use: This mirror is used to keep a 'movement track' on your boy friend sitting next to your BFF in the backseat. You can also catch co passengers making faces at you. For applying paint on your face etc.</i></div><br />
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<span style="color: #990000;"><b style="color: #274e13;">Side View Mirrors: </b>This mirror gives you your royal side profile. Use this mirror to adjust your side features.</span><br />
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<div style="color: #660000;"><i>Use:</i></div><ol style="color: #660000;"><li><i> Look in the side mirror and Smile at yourself every time you look in the mirror. </i></li>
<li><i>Confuse the male driver, behind you who is watching you through your mirror.</i><span style="color: #990000;"><i style="color: #660000;"> </i></span></li>
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<i><span style="color: #990000;"><span style="color: blue;">Note</span>:Use enough sunscreen to avoid sun burns, because all mirrors are concentrating sunlight on to your face. </span></i><br />
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<span style="color: #990000;"><b style="color: #274e13;">Seat Belts: </b>The dreaded thing that make creases on your outfit. Some MCP made a rule to make it mandatory to wear seat belts. Seat belts keeps you from falling off the seat while you are drunk.Probably seat belt will be the only thing you are wearing when you are drunk.</span><br />
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<div style="color: #660000;"><i>Use: </i></div><ol style="color: #660000;"><li><i>Helps you add a few more numbers into statistical figure for traffic violation. </i></li>
<li><i>Keeps you in position while you are shaving your legs while driving. </i></li>
<li><i>Saves your forehead from getting embossed with the CAR manufacturer logo from the steering wheel..</i></li>
<li><i>Make less "obvious things", "more obvious" to the guy sitting next to you </i></li>
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<div style="color: #660000;"><i><span style="color: red;"><span style="color: blue;">Note:</span> <span style="color: #990000;">Seat Belt is a Contraption not a Contraceptive</span></span></i><b><i><span style="color: #990000;"> </span></i></b><br />
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<span style="color: #990000;"><b style="color: #274e13;">Airbags:</b> No, I am not talking about your Boy friend <i style="color: #444444;">[Nick Named: Fart Boy] </i>or what you call your Ex Boy friend, now. This is a feature which you pay for and trust your money on it. No..No I am not talking about the over-sized Silicon H**Ha Implants you had either. This is a spectacular, explosive deployment of cloth bag filled with pressurized air which deploys on impact and ruins your makeup, hairdo and your mood for partying.</span><br />
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<div style="color: #660000;"><i>Use: Duh!</i><br />
<ol><li><i>It's acts like a pillow for the head. </i></li>
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<span style="color: #990000;"><b style="color: #274e13;">Hand Brake/Parking Brake/Emergency Brake:</b> Imagine you are driving around and you find this awesome dress on display. Declare an emergency and pull on the Hand Brake. Your car stops, comes to a screeching halt. Magic!!!! </span><br />
<span style="color: #990000;">I know..when you are driving..its always an emergency.</span><br />
<span style="color: #990000;">If you look behind, you can see many cars swearing <i style="color: #444444;">(Screeching) </i>and swerving to avoid bumming into you and becoming a bum ornament on your car.</span><br />
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<div style="color: #660000;"><i>Use: Hand brake / Emergency Brake is used to Start a butterfly Effect/<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Domino_effect">Domino Effect</a> on the road </i></div><br />
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<span style="color: #990000;"><b style="color: #274e13;">Horns </b>:Never miss a chance to honk your horn. Every time you see a MAN, as a dot on the horizon, HONK the horn LOUD. Keep repeating it at every short intervals. Every intersection, every car in front of you, every person walking on the sidewalk deserves to be honked at. You can put the whole blame on him/MCP/Two legged creature being at fault when you mow him down on the sidewalk.</span><br />
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<div style="color: #660000;"><i>Use: Honk your horn..loud and loooooong,like saying "Honey....I am Home..." just before you hit on / crash into another vehicle/garbage can/tree/ electric post/poles of various kind/two legged creature etc. </i></div><b>..</b><br />
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<span style="color: #990000;"><b style="color: #274e13;">Various knobs and buttons: </b>Yes, now you know why we Men call the CAR a She/Her, though car comes with far less buttons/knobs and alarm bells/warning bells and warning lights than real woman. Feel comfortable. Push it. turn it..see what change happens to the car. Keep in mind, </span><span style="color: #990000;">which button you pressed or what knob you turned,</span><span style="color: #990000;"> if you want to recreate that effect again with your car.</span><br />
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<span style="color: #990000;"><b style="color: #274e13;">Head Lights: </b>Other than helping you to see in the dark, headlights can be used to communicate with other drivers.</span><br />
<span style="color: #990000;">Imagine you came across a narrow bridge/road you can flash your <strike>h**d lights</strike> head-lights to have the Right of Way .This will stun the other guy and he will stop his car for you, drooling. You can get a lot of things done when you flash your head lights properly.</span><br />
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<div style="color: red;"><b>Ambiguity!!!! Ambiguity!!!</b></div><br />
<span style="color: #990000;">What if the MCP Moron switches on his real headlight FIRST!!</span><br />
<span style="color: #990000;">You can always switch on your Windscreen wiper to say 'NO!! NO!! <strike>Thrust</strike> Flash your headlights again, honk the horn loud and move ahead. The MCP moron will understand.</span><br />
<span style="color: #990000;">Apart from clearing the rain water from the windscreen, Windscreen wiper can be waved around to affirm a "NO" or Say a "Bye" to your on coming friend/Foe.</span><br />
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<ol><li><i>Shows the others who is Miss/Mrs boss. </i></li>
<li><i>Any mechanical problem or a need for change of tire can be magically done by flashing your headlights. </i></li>
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</b></div><span style="color: #990000;"><b style="color: #274e13;">Turn Indicator Lights:</b> Turn lights are a good way to express your MOOD to the outside world. It's like Expressing your feeling in less than a tweet but with few LED lights. If you plan to turn right on an intersection which comes in the next 30 or odd Miles. Switch on your right indicator NOWW!!!! Never bother about the long line of vehicles and confused drivers behind you. When you reach the intersection, change your mind, turn on the left indicator, take the exit and head back home/wherever. </span><br />
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<div style="color: #660000;"><i>Use:You can use the Turn Indicator lights to throw a professional stalker off course of course. Confuse an oncoming driver and make him fly off the cliff, all the way down the mountain, thus helping him save precious fuel.</i> </div><b>..</b><br />
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<span style="color: #990000;"><b><span style="color: #274e13;">Hazard Lights: </span></b>Turn on this magic and you can see all your turn indicators flashing. If you are confused about which road to take in an intersection, use the hazard light and pick a route of your choice/ according to your mood. It's your way of saying "Guess where I am headed?" to other drivers all around you.</span><br />
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<div style="color: #660000;"><i>Use: Makes you feel like an angel in a bling bling chariot.</i></div><b>..</b><br />
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<span style="color: #990000;"><b style="color: #274e13;">Fog Lights /Lil Yellow lights:</b> They make rain.</span><br />
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<i><span style="color: #660000;">Use:They are used to appease the Rain Gods. The science behind it is soooo solid.</span></i><br />
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<span style="color: #990000;">Now that you know the details of your magic carpet, lets see how you can actually make it MOOOOOVE!! Use your legs on clutch pedal and brake Pedal. This prevents your car from galloping and </span><span style="color: #990000;">saves you </span><span style="color: #990000;">from spreading your makeup on steering wheel.</span><br />
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<span style="color: #990000;">Put the key in the ignition and turn it which ever way possible and hold it there.Well! Did the car make a weird noise!! like a chronic cough patient?</span><br />
<span style="color: #990000;">Take your hands off the key, once you have enjoyed the car making that awesome KRRRRRRRRRRRRRR..noise.Now the car will vibrate a little. If you feel the car is shaking..Nope..Its not the car..it's you in excitement.</span><br />
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<span style="color: #990000;">Use the sprouted thingy found in the middle of the car and shift the vehicle into drive <i style="color: #444444;">(Not with both hands!!)</i> and floor the gas pedal while slowly releasing your legs from clutch pedal..Vroooom..you are now...unstoppable. Remember to wear your heavy boots/ high heels always while driving.</span><br />
<span style="color: #990000;">The idea of 'Playing around' with the shifter is to make the vehicle move faster or slower, contrary to the belief in women's circle that, one day you will manage to pry it off from it's shaft. </span><br />
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Well, Now you have mastered the techniques of driving. Art of driving involves, the more gooey things about driving.<br />
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<b style="color: #274e13;">Enjoying the Scenary:</b> Always take time to enjoy the scenery while you drive.These are life's small pleasures. The MCP's honking behind you is missing a lot in life, other than his scheduled appointments for the day. But that's okay. Just cruise slowly with all your blinking lights on.<br />
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<b><span style="color: #274e13;">Be Aware:</span></b> Be aware of your surroundings. What if the person walking on the sidewalk is a zombie? Yes the driver of the oncoming vehicle was definitely staring at your headlights. Cheeeeee..What's that guy on the pavement showing with his hands, like a nursery kid singing Twinkle Twinkle Little star, then pointing at your headlights? Eeeeewwwwww.Men!!!That too in PUblic?What Guts!!!</div><div style="color: #990000;"><br />
It's okay, we men can understand that your teddy bear is covering the instrument panel cluster and you are missing out on lot of notification from your car, including the headlight status.</div><div style="color: #990000;"><b>..</b></div><div style="color: #990000;"><b>..</b><b> </b></div><br />
<div style="color: #073763;"><b>Driving Etiquette</b></div><br />
<ul style="color: #990000;"><li>Update your FB and Twitter about the sights and sounds you see on the road while driving.</li>
<li>Apply paint on your face/Nail/Color your hair.</li>
<li>Change your clothes and slip into something comfortable while driving as you are driving.</li>
<li>Sing aloud with the radio/mp3 player.Nod your heads while driving .Take your hands off the steering wheel and point to the roof of the car with both hands and sway in sync with the music.</li>
<li>Take snaps of yourself driving and update it on your blog/FB album.</li>
<li>Koochi Koochi with your BF/GF while driving.</li>
<li>Steer with your knees while you have your low calorie Burgers and Diet Coke reading health tips section in a woman's magazine..</li>
<li>Show middle finger to the guy driving a MACK truck.</li>
<li>Do not turn on the indicator lights when changing lanes. This gives out your intention to other MCP drivers and they will harass you and stop you from changing lanes.</li>
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</b></div><div style="color: #073763;"><b>Driver Talk</b></div><br />
<b style="color: #274e13;">What The Fcuk:</b><span style="color: #990000;"><b style="color: #274e13;"> </b>This goes with honking the horn. Used to express any unexpected situation developing on the road.</span><br />
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</div><span style="color: #990000;"><b><span style="color: #274e13;">Fcuk, It's Green :</span> </b>Seriously, any guy would love to hear it in a totally different situation. This expression is used when you are talking to your friend on the phone and you were in the middle of a gossip <i style="color: #444444;">(Pata..hai...[Translation:Ya know..whut?!!!].), </i>and the signal turns green and there are other MCP Morons behind you, honking patiently.</span><br />
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</div><b style="color: #274e13;">Hand Signal:</b><span style="color: #990000;"><span style="color: #274e13;"> </span>Also called as Middle Finger Salute.</span><br />
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<span style="color: #990000;"><b style="color: #274e13;">Check Under the Hood: </b>wow! This is when you lift the hood and you get to see everything inside.Any guy would love to hear a woman say "Can you check under the hood?"</span><br />
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<b><span style="color: #274e13;">Blind spots:</span> </b><span style="color: #990000;">A biological term used to refer to the tip of your nose. Morons use it as a driving term</span>.<br />
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<b><span style="color: #274e13;">Antilock Braking System (ABS) :</span> </b><span style="color: #990000;">A</span><span style="color: #990000;">n advanced technology system ineffective with a woman driver.</span><br />
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<span style="color: #990000;"></span><b style="color: #274e13;">Double Parking:<span style="color: #990000;"> </span></b><span style="color: #990000;">A kind of parking usually done by expert woman drivers<b>.</b></span><br />
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<b><span style="color: #274e13;">Defensive Driving: </span></b><span style="color: #274e13;"><span style="color: #990000;">Defensive driving is the skill set that allows you to outrun a cop car.</span></span><br />
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<b style="color: #274e13;">Driver's License: </b><span style="color: #274e13;"><span style="color: #990000;">Another</span></span><span style="color: #990000;"> term for Silicon Implants. </span><br />
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<b style="color: #274e13;">Driving Distractions:<span style="color: #990000;"> </span></b><span style="color: #274e13;"><span style="color: #990000;">A feeling experienced by male drivers when you pass them eating a banana provocatively</span></span><span style="color: #274e13;"><span style="color: #990000;">.</span></span><span style="color: #990000;"></span><b style="color: #274e13;"><br />
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</b></div><b style="color: #274e13;">Evasive Action:</b> <span style="color: #990000;">An evasive action is a fast and effective maneuver made intentionally to avoid getting a ticket from a cop, like showing your driver's license.</span><br />
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<b style="color: #274e13;">Identify, Predict, Decide, Execute (IPDE): </b><span style="color: #990000;">IPDE is an organized thinking and acting process that you will constantly use while <strike>driving </strike>on shopping floor.</span><br />
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<b style="color: #274e13;">Maximum Speed Limit</b>:<span style="color: #990000;"> Speed you achieve using your highest gear <i style="color: #444444;">[2nd Gear for most woman]</i></span><br />
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<b style="color: #274e13;">Pedestrians</b>: <span style="color: #990000;">Any two legged MCP/ Creature found on the sidewalk, who randomly float across the street forcing you to work your pink foot overtime.</span><br />
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<b style="color: #274e13;">Tailgating:</b> <span style="color: #990000;">Driving style of a stalker/ jealous boy friend.</span><br />
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<b style="color: #274e13;">Uncontrolled Intersection</b>: <span style="color: #990000;">Having sex with a blind date in the backseat of your car.</span></div><div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: justify;"><b style="color: #274e13;"><br />
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<div style="color: #274e13;"><b>Warning Signs: </b><span style="color: #990000;">Missing a period, Severe nausea and vomiting etc etc.</span><b><br />
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<b style="color: #274e13;">Red-light</b><span style="color: #274e13;"> :</span><span style="color: #990000;"><span style="color: #274e13;"> </span>A street which is never hit by recession, unlike Wall street </span>.<br />
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<div style="color: #990000;">That concludes my mission to educate the woman drivers on the intricacies of driving awesomely.</div><div style="color: #990000;"><br />
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<span style="color: #990000;">And..Then there are some</span><a href="http://www.carinsurancecompanies.com/top-5-women-drivers/" style="color: #990000;"> super awesome female drivers</a><br />
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<div class="r" style="color: #990000; text-align: center;"><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Katherine_Legge"><i>Katherine Legge</i></a></div><div class="r" style="color: #990000; text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div style="color: #990000; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: small;">Another Set of Organic Photographs.Sunset from God's Own Country..Well, actually sourced from nature, near my home, using my Vintage phone -NOKIA 6020 .<i style="color: #444444;"> [It's not old phone ..It's Vintage.]</i></span></div><div style="color: #990000; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: justify;"><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="color: #990000; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Seems like, we are in for some rain tonight..Buaaaahahahahahahahahahaha!!!</span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br />
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</div><div style="color: #990000; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: left;">Something my camera captured <a href="http://evilsfury.blogspot.in/2011/12/what-camera-spotted.html">some time back</a>.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br />
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</div></div>Sorcererhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09888708436228212202noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7852679296471350175.post-92063409550644022902012-03-15T19:24:00.003+05:302012-03-16T12:21:26.190+05:30,:: SKETCH - TIGER ::.<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #660000; font-style: normal;">Too much of Tiger Week thingy on Animal Planet can do this to you.</span></i></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #660000; font-style: normal;"><b>..</b></span></i></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #660000; font-style: normal;"><b>..</b></span></i></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #660000; font-style: normal;"><br />
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</div>Sorcererhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09888708436228212202noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7852679296471350175.post-7810553162663640352012-02-29T14:39:00.002+05:302012-02-29T14:41:30.572+05:30.::CONVERSATIONS::.<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div style="color: #990000; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: small;">Aha!! I was saving this post for the leap year day. What do the Chinese call 2012? The year of the Frog ? I mean..just wondering, my way.</span></div><div style="color: #990000; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #990000; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #ccaf00; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-weight: normal;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">____________________</span></span></b></span></div><div style="color: #990000; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="color: #990000; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: small;">BGal: Gave a good day.</span></div><div style="color: #990000; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />
Sorcy:Wow! Who was that lucky guy?</span></div><div style="color: #990000; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />
BGal:*Have</span></div><div style="color: #990000; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: small;"></span></div><div style="color: #990000; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: small;"></span></div><div style="color: #990000; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: small;"></span></div><div style="color: #990000; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />
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<span style="font-size: small;">Ksh:Hey, I need ideas.</span></div><div style="color: #990000; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />
Sorcy:hmmm..Alright.</span></div><div style="color: #990000; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />
Ksh:Ya know my girl friend's birthday is coming up. Want to gift her something.Give her a huge surprise.</span></div><div style="color: #990000; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />
Sorcy:Books..Get her some awesome books.</span></div><div style="color: #990000; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />
Ksh:huh! I buy her lots of novels now and then.I want to give her something that she don't even expect.</span></div><div style="color: #990000; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />
Sorcy:hmmm...How about giving her an orgasm?<br />
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Rms:My washing machine is making weird noise.Never heard such noises before!</span></div><div style="color: #990000; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />
Sorcy:Hmm...Who is she with?</span></div><div style="color: #990000; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />
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Rash:Well, apparently there is this Ass[Beep],my [beep] boss..[beep] thinks [Beep] [Beep]..[Beep]...</span></div><div style="color: #990000; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />
Sorcy:Wow! So you cleared <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TOEFL">TOEFL</a>?</span></div><div style="color: #990000; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />
Rash:Yeah I did. Why do you ask?</span></div><div style="color: #990000; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />
Sorcy:errr..Nothing..Felt so.</span></div><div style="color: #990000; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />
Rash:Very Funny!!!</span></div><div style="color: #990000; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: small;"></span></div><div style="color: #990000; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: small;"></span></div><div style="color: #990000; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />
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</div><div style="color: #990000; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: justify;">San:Well..Let's put it this way.She is too complicated.</div><div style="color: #990000; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: justify;"><br />
Sorcy:Okay.Did I hear you use the word "She" and "Complicated" in the same sentence?"<b> </b></div><div style="color: #990000; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: justify;"><b><br />
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</span></div></div>Sorcererhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09888708436228212202noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7852679296471350175.post-22218052787525461032012-01-31T23:30:00.001+05:302012-02-01T15:03:08.357+05:30.:: MY FIRST TIME-II::.<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div style="color: #990000; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: justify;">This is the where I reveal my stint with my first ever drink of alcohol.A honest confession-almost.<br />
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There was a time in life, when the smell of alcohol made me gag or seeing a person drunk <strike>walking</strike> floating around the street cheating gravity, and doing the Chinese Diplomatic Dance <i style="color: #444444;">[One Step Forward: Two Steps Back]</i> with elegance that will put butterflies to shame, gave me the creeps. <br />
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I am talkin about those good younger days, when we are young and small and we can stare with wide eyes at the bosoms of a woman, without getting a STARE back, but the woman, they will smile back at you with a twinkle in their eyes and a candy smile.<br />
Those young days, some woman will even come and caress your chin and ask for your name- if only they knew that such tokens of appreciation make us Men'Sperminators of the Future' or simply 'OMG!!Bad Men..like totally' or 'Staring Men..huh!'.<br />
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Okay, Lets continue to the main story with a sigh<br />
<div style="color: #444444;">*here there be sigh</div><br />
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I hail from a state called as KERALA, where <a href="http://evilsfury.blogspot.com/2010/03/lungi.html">MUNDU or LUNGI</a> is the State fashion for men, worn in many styles. Somehow, my young brain failed to appreciate the physics , dynamics and billions of calculations a drunk guys' brain make per second to adjust their center of gravity and how drunk men still manage to keep that 'ONE-PIECE cloth' around their waist-No strings attached. <br />
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Lack of appreciation for drunk men made me avoid them in buses or crowded elevators or simply any crowd<i style="color: #444444;">.[ I am talkin about those days when drunk men on the street were a rarity ,like 1 in 50 . This was before alcohol consumption surpassed the expectations of State Statistical Department and was hailed as 'State Drink']</i><br />
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My analytical mind came to this STUPID conclusion that alcohol is BAD!!<br />
<div style="color: #444444;"><i>[Guys...Guys..Dont frown and dont try to find my home on the map.I said I was young and STUPID then.Alright?]</i></div>Yes I agree, I wreck the 'stupid curve'.<br />
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I failed to appreciate the 'beautiful drunk butterflies' <i style="color: #444444;">[Let me make it up for the failed appreciations for the drunk.</i>] on the street , their skills in jumping right up in front of a speeding bus and still magically managing to avoid becoming, a hood ornament. Even <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_Houdini">Houdini</a> can't do such magic, sober.<br />
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Those days, I never wondered on their skill in not spilling the contents of their stomac<i style="color: #444444;">h(A cultural item called 'Valu Vekkal')</i> when moving in a state sponsored roller coaster ride inside a crowded K.S.R.T.C.<br />
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I never tried to understand, the 'Lingua-Alcoholica'-The skill of a drunk person to speak in different languages, especially, English and many dialects of it or come up with awesome swear words<i style="color: #444444;">.[Trust me there are words and meanings even GOOGLE will turn up zilch]</i>.<br />
It took me a few years to learn that, alchol relaxes and frees up the throat muscle, that controls commonsense and music sense . Any one when drunk can sing awesomely loud and beautiful. Drunk people can fart music from both ends, mono or in sync with each end.Bottom line is Music sounds better with booze.<br />
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I looked at them with disgust, when they slept like a lil baby on the pavement, hugging the Garbage-Can or standing all drowsy, hugging the mail box or a parked car. They sleep in awkward Yoga Positions, that can challenge a certified Yoga Guru. I never understood, 'spirit'uality and the inner peace they experienced at those levels. I heard, some drunk men complain about 'headache' or 'hangover' which comes as the side effect of this spirituality.<br />
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So having failed, to understand, all the beautiful things associated with alcohol and its consumption, I chose to stay away from alcohol. Even made myself a promise that I will die an Alchol-Virgin. <br />
<div style="color: #444444;"><i>[These days you die a virgin if you don't have alcohol.Aint it?. Alcohol makes things bigger.]</i></div><br />
It's funny when I think about it now.. I even thought it's a SIN..hahahaha..SIN..can you believe how stupid I was , then.<br />
Yeah,rrrrrrrrrright, Not much of a difference now, eh?..Thank you.<br />
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Like every guy, it all began at a campus. Maxpayne was at large, then, at the campus.<br />
Campus does prepare us to deal with life beeg time. You meet all kind of people in campus from Loan Sharks to pimps, Drug lords to smart asses. It is because of this edumacation that you feel so comfortable, dealing with people in real life.<i style="color: #444444;"> [ Real life=Life Outside Campus or Anything that you pay with your earned money]</i><br />
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Even in campus, I tried to stay away from alcohol. Not because I was not in that 'gang' or I didn't get the chance. I was well connected with some 'Talented and Certified alcohol Gurus' of the campus, who guzzles spirit like a hummer, but still I chose not to consume alcohol. We had a few 'consumers' in our 'Close Friendship Group'. Those were our flag bearers, for any parties. They represent our gang, for any 'Alcohol related competitions', in and around the campus. <br />
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Most of them were 'Okay' after getting drunk, though some spontaneously combust and pick up a fight with a street lamp or fall in love with a parked vehicle, scent marking it all over with you know what.<br />
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Every day after the night out, these guys will have stories, legends and folktales to say about their previous nights experience with the drink, their adventures with a few chicks in the campus and from neighbouring campuses.<br />
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We know that, these stories are made on the spot. We 'non-drinkers', listen to these stories done on H.D Clarity, with a suppressed smile. As a matter of fact, these party animals were partying all night listening to FM radio on somone's terrace, sharing a bottle of local drink. Only females they were close to at that time, would be the wall paper of semi clad chicks on their mobile phone screens and in their phone image galleries.<br />
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The day I got drunk..hmm...I think it was a night. Yes it was at night. I feel sad that, this memorable day, doesn't get into the history book with an mm:dd:yy-HH:MM:AM/PM format.<br />
<div style="color: #444444;"><i>*sigh</i></div><div style="color: #444444;"><br />
</div>The guy who initiated me to this sacred art of boozing was '<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ekalavya">Ekalavya</a>-in-Booz art' himself. Sherin, was his name.<i><span style="color: #444444;"> [ Yes. It is a unisex name in mallu land.This name fits all hair types]</span></i><br />
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I would be doing a great injustice to my 'guru' if I don't write a few words about him.<br />
My booze guru, is an Ekalavya of this art. He was addicted to 'cough syrups', when he was a toddler. He drank real alcohol, when he was in class 6, thinking that, it is '<a href="http://www.keralaayurvedics.com/medicines/arishtams/arishtam-ayurvedic-medicines-fermented-decoctions.html">arishtam</a>' <i style="color: #444444;">[Ayurvedic medicine compound</i>], only to realise it later that it was '<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alcohol">Viplavarishtam</a>'. His eyes was illiterate then, to understand the difference. He was apprehended and grounded for this lil act of wildness, by his family.<br />
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As someone said, "Every great journey starts with one small sip".So was in his case too. He went on to become the............. The Booze-Man.<br />
Now he teaches the n00bs in the art of booze.<br />
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<div style="color: #0c343d;">Phase 1:</div>Pouring It with Ice: Booze-Man has only good things to say about alcohol. He says, he can smell a potential 'drunkard' from a distance. He says, he gets a 'feel' to it. When he identifies people with 'certain capacity', he forwards them email about 'Advantages of having wine'/ research reports from around the world on alcohol consumption.<br />
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Research Says :"Alcohol does not make you FAT ! It makes you LEAN.... against tables, chairs, floors, walls and people."<br />
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Thats just the start.<br />
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<div style="color: #073763;">Phase 2:</div>The Entrance Test: He will put you through obstacle course. His tests are equivalent to the test held by some very reputed 'spy/space' agencies. This test Mostly happens via electronic media.<br />
Sample:<br />
<span style="color: #134f5c;">Have a good look at the picture . What do you see?</span><br />
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<div style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: #134f5c;">If you noticed the 'BAR" sign before you noticed the GIRL you are a potential alcoholic. </span></b></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br />
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</div>Phase 3:<br />
Dream Selling: This is where you are given, class on good effects of drinking. It's random class,which happens while, having lunch/driving/lab/library.<br />
The preachers from this 'Booze' group gives you, 'Fun Facts',' Statistical Figures' and their testimonials about being with virgins and unicorns after they got drunk.<br />
Some even promise Nirvana at the cost of a beer.<br />
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In my case, I didnt take the above Booze-Course.<br />
On this historic day, I was simply caught between a few Booze-Gurus and a high compound wall. The ratio of non-alcoholic was 2:10 in this small 'gated community'.<br />
There were just 2 of us 'non-drinkers'. Initially, we were given the responsibility of managing the fire extinguishers/fire, if any one of them or the house catches fire during the event of the booze-party. We were also required to bring 'clean water' to mix with alcohol, because toilet trips are common during this event and drunk people can mix up between their taps. We was the SUPPORT GROUP.<br />
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Booze-Man kept 2 extra glasses for us. US? US NON DRINKERS?<br />
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"Whose gonna drop you all back home when 'we' are drunk?" - We asked<br />
"It's just a practice, we pour for everyone" replied the Booze-Man with a smile.<br />
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Well, We fell for it.<br />
We were under the 'TRANCE' of this magical moment.<br />
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As the famous poet King Julian would put it<br />
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<div style="color: #073763;"><i>My head is vacant</i></div><div style="color: #073763;"><i>My head is nude</i></div><div style="color: #073763;"><i>My head is crownless</i></div><div style="color: #073763;"><i>Dark is my mood</i></div><br />
The Dark took over. We both non drinkers were supposed to say "Cheers", and dedicate the drink to 'deep cleavages for the sun to shine' with everybody and keep the glass down without drinking.<br />
BUT<br />
Instead, I took the sip from the glass..with everyone.I was on 'Auto Pilot'.<br />
I expected a round of applauds on my 'initiation ceremony'. But nobody wanted to encourage me.<br />
Any way, I am happy that my first drink was dedicated to 'deep cleavages'.<br />
Later I was told that 'Handbook for the drunk' says ."Never encourage a n00b drinker. The enlightenment has to be from within"<br />
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It tasted like alcohol when going down. I learned that it's not the taste that helps you down it. It's the spirit that helps you drink.<br />
Somehow , somewhere , I knew that, soon my nose and tongue will turn numb. I was dieing to experience the Nirvana/Narnia as they promised.<br />
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Well.. <br />
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I didn't like the way the show started, but they had given me the best seat in the house: front row center. <br />
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There was chatter, there was laughter. People streamed stories from their memory database. Somehow, every story had a girl, who is hour-glass shaped, whose moons= would cause a high tide when she goes swimming in the seas.<br />
The alcohol is meant to be a white-winged maiden that would lift you to heaven with chicks resembling <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monica_Bellucci">Monica Belluci.</a><br />
I don't know about Heaven, but I started believing in angels..I was getting close to their Victoria's Secret-angel catalogue. Everything was getting as clear as vodka.<br />
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I was experiencing zero gravity. I was in hyper time. I became a time traveller. Your own thoughts echo in your ears. You can hear your inner conscious speak to you, like a nagging B**ch in a broken down car on a first date.<br />
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The world around you moves in super slow motion. When the people around you, nod their heads, you see their head moving up and down in super slow motion as if their necks are equipped with Magnetic Active shock absorbers. In my own words..It was awesome.<br />
You ever heard the expression 'Words hanging in the air'. I even experienced that. <br />
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I learned the hard way that, the hard part about the drink party is standing up from sitting position. I tried to chase my mind away from the 'nagging feeling' at the crotch. I badly needed a bio-break. The mind bounced back to the crotch, like a ball thrown at the wall. I wanted to take a leak......bad.<br />
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I made lot of trigonometric calculations on what angles my limbs and body must be, to stand up from the sitting position. After a lot of failed scenarios , grabbing frantically in the air and mathematical models, I launched myself up by pushing down on a guy sitting next to me.<br />
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Getting up was the hard part?I was wrong. It was walking..that was the HARDEST part. <br />
The problem with the drink is that, you dive into the soul of the universe, that you can even feel the way the earth orbits around the sun at a freaking speed.<br />
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Like pigeons and blue whales, drunk people navigate by the magnetic polar thingy of the earth.<br />
The nervously flickering light bulb near the toilet door was my guiding light. The guiding star for my wish for a pishhhh.<br />
I blinked back at the flickering light bulb.<br />
AHA!! I was cheating gravity.I was walking... One small step for man and I was nervous about the giant leaps.<br />
I felt like I was in a video game. I knew how the little ping -pong ball felt in the video game. <br />
When I lost my direction, someone spun me around in the correct direction.<br />
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The shortest path between 2 points A and B was zigzagged. Finally after many turns and spin me arounds, I reached near the toilet. <br />
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I opened the door and found <strike>Narnia</strike> Nirvana.<br />
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I had a few more drinks. Somebody switched on the BOOM BOX and..then it all went downhill from there.<br />
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Winds doing the poetry with the clouds!??!!??!!?! :-?</div><div style="color: #990000; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><br />
</div><span style="color: #990000; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">A 'Heart shaped Cloud' my camera captured today afternoon.</span><br />
<span style="color: #990000; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Another '<a href="http://evilsfury.blogspot.com/2010/09/awesome-photo.html">Heart Shaped Cloud'</a></span><br />
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<span style="color: #990000; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Sunsets I captured a few days back! Sunset from God's own Country! Enjaaaay Maadi !</span><br />
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</div>Sorcererhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09888708436228212202noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7852679296471350175.post-14946094318498644842011-12-21T16:44:00.001+05:302011-12-21T16:53:44.931+05:30.::SKETCH - ANOTHER C&H::.<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #990000; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;"><b>Calvin and Hobbes -Pencil Drawing</b></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #990000; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">Oil Painting :</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #990000; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;"><a href="http://www.evilsfury.blogspot.com/2011/10/oil-painting-lady-in-car.html" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; color: #669922; font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">Lady in the car</a> & More</span></span></b></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #990000; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #990000; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Then there is this Pencil Sketch of a Controversial <strike>Dog</strike> <a href="http://evilsfury.blogspot.com/2011/10/pencil-sketch-wolf.html">Wolf</a></span></span></b></span><br />
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